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March 11th, 2008, 11:57 PM
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Church of the Holy Piston, Brother Supercharger and the Holy Boost
Derived from my epic idea (as usual) in the 7 sins thread (http://forums.finalgear.com/off-topi...20/#post647820) and the always-productive #gear, we decided to form our own church.
Now, priests, proceed.
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March 11th, 2008, 11:57 PM
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I declare myself Bishop of all US road racing tracks. Had to get that one in.
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March 11th, 2008, 11:58 PM
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PunisherBass: ANYONE with an IQ higher than a jar of mayo wouldn't be able to get through the scientology mumbojumbo without laughing their ass off. Clegg: PunisherBass, quit insulting mayo. "Sorry for the short replies, I can't use my left hand. In fact the whole left side of my body feels like it got hit by a planet. The right side is better, it only got hit by a truck." -Blind_Io I am an audiosurf elite champion, motherfucker. I support Koenigseggggggsegggegggegigioabbavikingsaab. Do you? |
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March 11th, 2008, 11:58 PM
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> ahpadt
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Derek should be a choirboy
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March 11th, 2008, 11:58 PM
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^ will bore you to death
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I am the Bishop of Boost, High Priest of Nitromethane!
Communion should be 110 leaded gas (in the tanks) and a fresh air cleaner Last edited by thedguy; March 12th, 2008 at 12:51 AM. |
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March 11th, 2008, 11:59 PM
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Devouring your soul.. after belly rubs.
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Official Admin Seal of Approval.
Any non-believers shall be sacked, burned, and delivered to Tom Cruise and the Scifags. |
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March 11th, 2008, 11:59 PM
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Dispenses buckshot medication for all undead patients.
 
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Head of North American Anti-Environmental Inquisition (West Coast Division) reporting in!
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March 11th, 2008, 11:59 PM
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> ahpadt
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I'll get my french following to burn Priusses
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March 12th, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Ibiza-Proll
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We officially declare our arch enemies:
Speedtraps and treehuggers (Prius drivers: thats you). Swek is declared leader of the European inquisition, Blind_Io and Quiky are the US inquisition. Make the infidels run.
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Life's journey is not to arrive at the doors of heaven in a perfectly intact body,
but rather to crash through the pearly gates sideways in a car with bald tires, an empty tank and your brakes on fire shouting HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE! RINGMEET 2009 - THE REPORT: LINK |
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March 12th, 2008, 12:02 AM
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^ will bore you to death
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Prayer will be held at the "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration" on 4th and Main.
/credit to Blind_IO for this one. |
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March 12th, 2008, 12:02 AM
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I would like to propose the church's first charity act:
Getting a small block V8 in my scion!
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PunisherBass: ANYONE with an IQ higher than a jar of mayo wouldn't be able to get through the scientology mumbojumbo without laughing their ass off. Clegg: PunisherBass, quit insulting mayo. "Sorry for the short replies, I can't use my left hand. In fact the whole left side of my body feels like it got hit by a planet. The right side is better, it only got hit by a truck." -Blind_Io I am an audiosurf elite champion, motherfucker. I support Koenigseggggggsegggegggegigioabbavikingsaab. Do you? |
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March 12th, 2008, 12:04 AM
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Devouring your soul.. after belly rubs.
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March 12th, 2008, 12:07 AM
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Dispenses buckshot medication for all undead patients.
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Sticky?
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March 12th, 2008, 12:08 AM
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Cigar Smoking Man
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I also decree myself Priest of the Seven Stars, aka Subaru.
This is way too fun.
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It is nice to have friends like you on this forum. Last edited by jayhawk; March 12th, 2008 at 12:16 AM. |
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March 12th, 2008, 12:09 AM
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> ahpadt
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I proclaim myself The Saint Of Traction & Friar of Beers.
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March 12th, 2008, 12:10 AM
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Devouring your soul.. after belly rubs.
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March 12th, 2008, 12:12 AM
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I am now the Diviner of English Electrics aka Shortifex Circuititus
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March 12th, 2008, 12:19 AM
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^ will bore you to death
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Instead of wearing a crucifix, we will in the shape of a car part. Piston, ring, conrod, gear...whatever.
All broken parts are considered a sacrifice to the god(s) of speed. Commandment 2: Thou shalt not work on Sunday, for it is race day Last edited by thedguy; March 12th, 2008 at 12:24 AM. |
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March 12th, 2008, 12:20 AM
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so l33t.
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March 12th, 2008, 12:21 AM
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Cigar Smoking Man
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"Big Log" By Robert Plant shalt be one of the Hymnals.
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