Ferrari theme Park???

Tomo Motorsport · December 1st, 2005, 5:29 PM

The story is that Ferrari licensed its name to a theme park that will be built in Dubai, U.A.E.

Heres the story: Ferrari Theme Park

jayjaya29 · December 1st, 2005, 7:25 PM

Why in UAE?

jensked · December 1st, 2005, 7:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jayjaya29

Why in UAE?

Probably because there's money enough and the people that live there would fancy a park like that.

jayjaya29 · December 1st, 2005, 8:05 PM

Guess your right, I don't like the idea too much. Should Ferrari focus on cars? I mean they do have quite the footprint in clothes and other items, but I think this is a bit too much.

bartboy9891 · December 1st, 2005, 8:32 PM

heard about this a while ago. basically a pretty good themepark with race-type rides.

Firecat · December 1st, 2005, 9:01 PM

I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms

*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?

Z Draci · December 1st, 2005, 9:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Firecat

I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms

*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?

It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. images/smilies/lol.gif

Ferrari Land will give me another reason to visit Dubai.
After they made the map of the world, I'm not going to be surprised if they did anything else over there.

SiR_dude · December 1st, 2005, 9:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firecat

I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms

*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?

Definitely not any French make images/smilies/lol.gif

swek · December 1st, 2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z Draci

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firecat

*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?

It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. images/smilies/lol.gif

Reliable perhaps but without any feel whatsoever. images/smilies/lol.gif

GTV V6 · December 1st, 2005, 10:03 PM

Land Rover, ribbed of course

or

Skoda, the same performance as an Audi or VW condom, but half the price.

or

Rolls Royce, German reliability, With a smooth ride.

We may be onto something here... images/smilies/twisted.gif

monkeymax · December 1st, 2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z Draci

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firecat

I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms

*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?

It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. images/smilies/lol.gif

Ferrari Land will give me another reason to visit Dubai.
After they made the map of the world, I'm not going to be surprised if they did anything else over there.

The Theme Park is going to be in Abu Dhabi which is another city in the UAE. It's about an hour and a half from Dubai to drive - at least that's how long it used to take when I lived in Dubai. Apparently now thanks to the traffic it can take even longer...

And tbh I'm not surprised Abu Dhabi is finally picking up on the whole tourist drug Dubai's been on for the last 8 years...

jensked · December 1st, 2005, 10:46 PM

Well I for one wouldn't trust condoms made of the rubber Bridgestone uses on the Ferrari tires...because they SUCK!

O...no wait, that may be a good thing images/smilies/wink.gif

BlaRo · December 1st, 2005, 11:04 PM

How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! images/smilies/eek.gif

Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8)

I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. images/smilies/wicked.gif

Z Draci · December 2nd, 2005, 1:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaRo

How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! images/smilies/eek.gif

Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8)

I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. images/smilies/wicked.gif

I'd still go with Japanese even if most of it is boring.

I'd hate to see one break. Imagine the repair and maintanence costs after that!

Magnet · December 2nd, 2005, 2:21 AM

Exactly, the Italian ones would just leak everywhere. The French ones would just catch fire all the time, and the smell of burning rubber isn't pleasant. The Japanese would be freaky with LEDs on them and a Hello Kitty icon would pop up when it's full. The American ones would be huge and impractical, but everyone would still buy them because "you never know when you'd need one".

bartboy9891 · December 2nd, 2005, 3:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaRo

How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! images/smilies/eek.gif

Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8)

I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. images/smilies/wicked.gif

Lada Condoms are the way to go! images/smilies/mrgreen.gif

SiR_dude · December 2nd, 2005, 3:15 AM

I guess I'd take an Aston...loud and proud images/smilies/mrgreen.gif

matt_shaw · December 2nd, 2005, 3:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z Draci

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firecat

I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms

*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?

It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. images/smilies/lol.gif

wouldnt it be a bit small though?

*oops*did i just say that?*oops*

jayjaya29 · December 2nd, 2005, 3:28 AM

I certainly wouldn't want the condoms made by the same company that made that Chinese SUV. images/smilies/lol.gif

astroboymoto · December 2nd, 2005, 5:38 AM

FSO(Polish) condoms obviously cos they're cheap, look like korean cars(so you won't wear it unless you need to) with huge amounts of vibration and very rough ride for her pleasure 8) but the chronic understeer means you might end up in the wrong 'lane' without her permission images/smilies/ohmy.gif

then it's all over.. images/smilies/wink.gif

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jayjaya29 Joined: Mar 18th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Lindenhurst, NY Age: 21 Posts: 5,241 Car: 2000 Nissan Altima Rep Power: 36	Guess your right, I don't like the idea too much. Should Ferrari focus on cars? I mean they do have quite the footprint in clothes and other items, but I think this is a bit too much. __________________ Check out my Gallery. Check out my Car.

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Firecat Politically Charged Joined: Mar 23rd, 2005 Last Online: 6:42 AM Posts: 4,449 Rep Power: 48	I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms Edit That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst? __________________

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GTV V6 Joined: May 20th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Barcelona, Spain Posts: 663 Car: Alfa Romeo GTV V6 Rep Power: 30	Land Rover, ribbed of course or Skoda, the same performance as an Audi or VW condom, but half the price. or Rolls Royce, German reliability, With a smooth ride. We may be onto something here... __________________

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jensked Joined: Mar 31st, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Flanders, Belgium Age: 26 Posts: 4,056 Car: RIP Opel Astra -> 2006 Toyota Corolla Wagon Rep Power: 49	Well I for one wouldn't trust condoms made of the rubber Bridgestone uses on the Ferrari tires...because they SUCK! O...no wait, that may be a good thing __________________

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BlaRo Lady GaGa's #1 Fan Joined: Aug 18th, 2005 Last Online: 12:35 AM Location: Assachusetts Age: 21 Posts: 11,259 Car: 1997 Yamaha Seca II, 1976 Honda CB550F Rep Power: 372	How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8) I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. __________________ "It is impossible to describe this kind of performance to the uninitiated. Telling a traffic officer or a safety crusader like Ralph Nader that 100 mph can be safe is like reading the Constitution to a Maoist; it is a strange and hostile concept." -Brock Yates. The body was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. Because of Parkinson's.

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Magnet Joined: Jan 13th, 2005 Last Online: 7:02 AM Location: Perth, WA Age: 28 Posts: 2,605 Car: BMW E46 328Ci, NA6 MX-5 Rep Power: 106	Exactly, the Italian ones would just leak everywhere. The French ones would just catch fire all the time, and the smell of burning rubber isn't pleasant. The Japanese would be freaky with LEDs on them and a Hello Kitty icon would pop up when it's full. The American ones would be huge and impractical, but everyone would still buy them because "you never know when you'd need one". __________________ Remember, a dog is not just for Christmas. It can also be for a birthday. In fact, you can eat them all year round!

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jayjaya29 Joined: Mar 18th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Lindenhurst, NY Age: 21 Posts: 5,241 Car: 2000 Nissan Altima Rep Power: 36	I certainly wouldn't want the condoms made by the same company that made that Chinese SUV. __________________ Check out my Gallery. Check out my Car.

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astroboymoto Joined: Jan 11th, 2005 Last Online: December 1st, 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 360 Rep Power: 0	FSO(Polish) condoms obviously cos they're cheap, look like korean cars(so you won't wear it unless you need to) with huge amounts of vibration and very rough ride for her pleasure 8) but the chronic understeer means you might end up in the wrong 'lane' without her permission then it's all over..

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