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May 24th, 2008, 11:21 PM
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| Cigar Smoking Man  Joined: Dec 11th, 2005 Last Online: 11:37 PM Location: A-Town, Illinois. Age: 33 Posts: 4,957
Car: MY07 G11 WRX-TR WRB. Rep Power: 85   |  Quote:
See, way back when, I had to help inseminate cows by that method, it actually takes two people; one to insert the inseminator, and one person to be the guide, because you have to lift it it up and over to get the syringe close to the uterus. Now, the owner of the cow was the inserter, and I was the guide. Take a wild guess where my hand went.  Anyhow, I will never forget the look on the cow's faces when we did this; it was as close to horror as a cow could get. You are probably thinking "why doesn't the farmer just have the cow get knocked up the old fashioned way?" Well, first off, bulls are good for nothing, they are violent and have to penned separately, and the semen you get from breeders like ABS will guarantee you will have no birth defects or whatever.
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May 24th, 2008, 11:38 PM
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Car: Ford sierra 2.0 in a few months time. Rep Power: 12 | Quote:
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May 25th, 2008, 12:27 AM
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 Joined: Jan 19th, 2007 Last Online: August 23rd, 2008 Location: The Netherlands Age: 21 Posts: 36
Car: Peugeot 309 1.4i (1990) and VW Jetta 1.6 d (1981) Rep Power: 8 | me and a friend of mine where walking to his place and came across a village fair nothing special about it. But then i saw this  look at this monkey  he is smiling (big time) and has a spliff in his hands  i mean come on WTF!  |
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May 25th, 2008, 12:56 AM
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| Is Über  Joined: Dec 7th, 2004 Last Online: November 20th, 2008 Location: United Netherlands Posts: 935
Car: DAF XF105, which is much bigger than ElToro's van Rep Power: 48   | Quote:
__________________ We interrupt this program to annoy you and generally irritate you. [14:43:02] <+Ice> Derek: keep this up and if you ever find yourself at a ringmeet while i'm there, i wouldn't want to be you | |
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May 25th, 2008, 01:38 AM
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 Joined: Jan 23rd, 2008 Last Online: 09:05 PM Location: about 10 miles north of Carlisle, PA Age: 20 Posts: 981
Car: '84 Pontiac Parisienne, '93 Chevy Caprice Rep Power: 19 | 
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May 25th, 2008, 04:52 AM
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Car: 2007 Subaru Impreza 2.5i SE OBP Rep Power: 15 | Quote:
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May 25th, 2008, 05:18 AM
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May 25th, 2008, 05:38 AM
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 Joined: Jan 26th, 2007 Last Online: 07:18 PM Location: London, Englandshire Posts: 2,776
Car: Peugeot 106 Rep Power: 44 | Spoiler Text: (Click here to toggle display)
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May 25th, 2008, 06:39 AM
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 Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: USAF Basic Training Age: 22 Posts: 4,628
Car: Land Rover Discovery, 1980 Yamaha XJ650 Rep Power: 91   | I'd have gone for "From a Seat Over There...You'll Shit Bricks".
__________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ Yes we can! Join my fan club. You know you want a piece of this action! |
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May 25th, 2008, 07:12 AM
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__________________ Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.   | ||
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May 25th, 2008, 10:25 AM
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| old porsches do run!  Joined: Jun 9th, 2004 Last Online: 10:43 PM Location: Finland Age: 26 Posts: 2,643
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May 25th, 2008, 12:03 PM
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 Joined: Dec 20th, 2004 Last Online: 11:20 PM Location: Bahrain Posts: 1,823
Car: '02 Nissan X-Trail, '06 Honda Civic EXi Rep Power: 47 | chaos386 parties so much here he made the front page of my paper today  
__________________   Some say he migrated when fuel hit 4 pounds per gallon and that he can make 'special price' for you. All we know is, he's the Stig's Arab cousin; Al-Stig! |
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May 25th, 2008, 01:16 PM
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| .sa = bad driver!  Joined: Nov 8th, 2004 Last Online: 10:22 PM Location: Al-Khobar, Saudi Arabia Age: 22 Posts: 3,417
LFS Status:  Rep Power: 57 | Dammit! I thought I told that reporter to keep everything on the down low! He's officially on the blacklist for all the parties and raves from now on!
__________________ "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." -Joe Weinstein |
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May 25th, 2008, 01:46 PM
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| Joined: Dec 13th, 2006 Last Online: 03:53 PM Posts: 333
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May 25th, 2008, 01:50 PM
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| Joined: Dec 13th, 2006 Last Online: 03:53 PM Posts: 333
Rep Power: 12 |  take that negative rep  and this |
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May 25th, 2008, 02:08 PM
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 Joined: Dec 13th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Downtown-Heerlen, The Great Dutch Empire Age: 22 Posts: 289
Car: '99 Citroën Saxo SX Rep Power: 8 | Quote:
and yes it's (s)mo(n)key, brilliant it's in the netherlands too 
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May 25th, 2008, 02:45 PM
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| Joined: Dec 9th, 2006 Last Online: September 7th, 2008 Posts: 999
Rep Power: 29 |        Some tats:    HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! - Literally...: Spoiler Text: (Click here to toggle display) Last edited by Polly; May 25th, 2008 at 03:01 PM.. | |
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May 25th, 2008, 06:21 PM
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May 25th, 2008, 06:37 PM
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| Joined: Dec 9th, 2006 Last Online: September 7th, 2008 Posts: 999
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