I officially declare myself a Kama Sutra Guru!

[teletubby-warrior]

A while back, I posted an ingenious invention called the "Karma Sheetra". Recently, I've come across yet another cleverly named quide:

I present to you: The Carma Sutra

Remember back in November we brought you a story of a naughty teenager, his teacher and his teacher's husband's 911? We expressed great skepticism about their ability to have sex in such a small car. Even when some readers claimed to have accomplished the feat themselves, we didn't believe.

But now for those of us with too little imagination, bodies that no longer move in those ways, and fear of having photos turn up on the Internets, there is an instruction manual for car lovers who want to love in their cars.

"Carma Sutra's" 82 pages cover just about every conceivable concept of conceiving in a car. It covers the basics like avoiding gearshifts and seatbelts, but also goes into detail about the best (Lincoln Town Car, Volvo V70) and worst (Honda Insight, Ford GT) cars for these sorts of things. It doesn't merely offer lists of cars, it gives detailed instructions (just like we asked for) on what goes where with helpful, easy to follow diagrams. Some positions look fairly easy (back of a limo) but others (motorcycle seat, a Miata, the aforementioned Insight) are only for the advanced and double-jointed. It might (it also might not) make a great Valentines' Day gift for your fellow car lover. Oh, the most interesting position the book suggests? In the spacious trunk of the Ford 500. Maybe that's why sales are picking up.

Using the trunk is mighty impressive, but I'll reserve my astonishment until someone finds a way to fully utilize the engine bay...

[Viper007Bond]

That is f'ing hilarious.

[Momentum57]

A Haynes Guide to sex would be like reading Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America to Iraq and expecting them walk out like Thomas Jefferson. Plus the pictures would be horrible and misleading. "Is that her ass or... i put my knee under or... do i keep moving my leg for pressure...If this is called The Cobra why can i do it in a cobra?"

[BlaRo]

A Ford GT is bad for sex? Really? Well if Jeremy Clarkson can fit in it, I wonder what else he's tried...

[konradiusz]

Using the trunk is mighty impressive, but I'll reserve my astonishment until someone finds a way to fully utilize the engine bay...

LOL!!! On a motorbike, thats hilarious! Cant wait till they release, Compa Sultra- the computer-erotic handbook. (BTW they might have already done that)

[FATMOUSE]

Originally Posted by Momentum57

If this is called The Cobra why can i do it in a cobra?"

Win.

[Blind_Io]

Best back seat for sex: 1957 Chevy. Seriously, there was a poll done quite a while ago. So if you buy a 57 Chevy chances are almost 100% someone got busy in the back seat.

[Peter3hg]

Originally Posted by Momentum57

A Haynes Guide to sex would be like reading Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America to Iraq and expecting them walk out like Thomas Jefferson. Plus the pictures would be horrible and misleading. "Is that her ass or... i put my knee under or... do i keep moving my leg for pressure...If this is called The Cobra why can i do it in a cobra?"

There is actually an official Haynes Manual for sex, I remember it having something like "For 16 y/o models and over" on teh front, I'll see if I can find it anywhere.

Edit// Here we go, the official Haynes website aswell. http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/s...7801&langId=-1

[mgkdk]

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Maybe a few people in here could use this