Plane or Train toilets - which is harder to take a piss in?

[Goose+]

When it comes to taking a piss in one of those chemical toilets on board public transport, which is harder to use; plane or train?

I supose women have it easier, because you can sit down and the effects of a bumpy train ride or turbulence in flight have a negligable effect.

Even more to the point, has anyone ever seen a man coming out of a toilet on-board a plane with a suspiciously wet pair of trousers?

[the Interceptor]

Originally Posted by Goose+

I supose women have it easier, because you can sit down and the effects of a bumpy train ride or turbulence in flight have a negligable effect.

Love this bit!

Like men physically can not sit down on a toilet.

[Lupin_IV]

Originally Posted by Goose+

I supose women have it easier, because you can sit down and the effects of a bumpy train ride or turbulence in flight have a negligable effect.|

Just sit down on the toilet to piss; it's not like anybody is going to see you.

[DarkReaper]

Yeah, be a man and dare to sit down.

[TechZ]

Why is this under General Automotive? It's more OT I think.

[Aston Martin]

Jeff: What happened to you?
Larry: I fell in the toilet.
Jeff: How did you fall in the toilet?
Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up.
Jeff: What does that have to do with you?
Larry: I pee sitting down.
Jeff: You pee sitting down?
Larry: Yeah, have you ever tried it?
Jeff: No!
Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.
Jeff: What are you reading?
Larry: I'm reading a lot of stuff.
Jeff: What stuff?
Larry: If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!
Jeff: Twenty times?
Larry: Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something.
Jeff: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while your learning something?

[the Interceptor]

[stevanford1]

[katwalk]

I do not use such things I have a car

[Holiace]

Planes.

[MadCow809]

Train.

[_HighVoltage_]

Originally Posted by Goose+

I supose women have it easier, because you can sit down and the effects of a bumpy train ride or turbulence in flight have a negligable effect.

Oh well...I guess you haven't heard the story that I'm about to tell.

I don't remember how long ago did it happen, but it's a real story. A really fat woman got on a plane, and wanted to go to the toilet before the plane took off. She sat down. The plane took off, while she was sitting on the toilet. The turbulence created a vacuum and...she couldn't get up. She had to call a flight attendant to help her, but the vacuum was so strong that it wouldn't let go. She was uncomfortable, but at the end she agreed to let some men help her get up. They tried bursting the vacuum by sliding stuff between the toilet and her butt. Didn't work. At the end they had to break the toilet, in order to help her get up.

[KaJuN]

Staying dry while taking a standing leak on a Boeing 767 that enters into an approximately 15 degree bank to the left right after the stream begins ranks up there on the difficulty scale right under playing ping pong with a strobe light as your only illumination.

Draining the trouser snake while on a moving coach bus is pretty difficult as well.

[MOTORLOON1993]

Originally Posted by the Interceptor

I used to read the ingredients and try to find the worlds longest word, I think I found a chemical with 35 letters long.

[Sir Stiggington]

Originally Posted by the Interceptor

So true

[nouseferaname90]

why isn't a bus on the list? Those things are impossible.

[teeb]

Originally Posted by Lupin_IV

Just sit down on the toilet to piss; it's not like anybody is going to see you.

If everyone thought like this, the world would be a better place. And I would.

However, the majority of men don't sit down to piss and thus the toilet seat and surrounding environs tend to be a bit, well, hit and miss (so to speak). And my bum is better off not in someone else's piss.


Plane toilets are harder to piss in. They're generally smaller, and the plane toilets make hella racket when they flush. Train toilets tend to be bigger - especially if you use the disabled-access ones. Having said that train toilets are 75% more likely to be either filthy or out of order.

[devil500]

Emm there toilets...

[thedguy]

I'm gonna go with "both are simple, try taking a piss in a movie car" Now there is a task that would suck if you were a woman.

[public]

Originally Posted by katwalk

I do not use such things I have a car

You don't use toilets because you have a car?