Random Thoughts.... - Page 679

Polly · July 24th, 2008, 12:05 PM

http://www.fuk.co.uk/image/view/69965/preview

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watto · July 24th, 2008, 12:59 PM

Well, I'm off for a few days, going skiing. And there's lots of snow! Goodie!

It means I miss the Time Trial of le Tour on Saturday though, no TV in the lodge. Shit.

Hidden_Hunter · July 24th, 2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by watto

Well, I'm off for a few days, going skiing. And there's lots of snow! Goodie!

It means I miss the Time Trial of le Tour on Saturday though, no TV in the lodge. Shit.

Buller?

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Originally Posted by Speedtouch

I got that, but are they random, so the ABC is location, and then 3 random numbers, making it better that you got consecutive ones? And we need pictars of the vehicular in question over in the 'Post Your Car' section mkay? images/smilies/smile.gif

The 3 numbers aren't random, they're issued in order by vicroads images/smilies/tongue.gif

I'll post up pictures of both cars after saturday.

Susurrate · July 24th, 2008, 06:45 PM

Today a born again christian told me there is no such thing as luck seeing as you can't hold it or touch it; I've never laughed so hard in my life and he couldn't figure out why I was laughing.

phuckingduck · July 24th, 2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Susurrate

Today a born again christian told me there is no such thing as luck seeing as you can't hold it or touch it; I've never laughed so hard in my life and he couldn't figure out why I was laughing.

bwahahahaha images/smilies/lol.gif

CyberMonkey · July 24th, 2008, 07:07 PM

rofl, hilarious images/smilies/smile.gif

Shawn · July 24th, 2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by chaos386

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chairs

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What's so weird about that? images/smilies/tongue.gif

I actually bought 3 Eames chairs, and needless to say I'd have no idea what they were if it wasn't for Wikipedia.

BlaRo · July 24th, 2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawn

What's so weird about that? images/smilies/tongue.gif

I actually bought 3 Eames chairs, and needless to say I'd have no idea what they were if it wasn't for Wikipedia.

So how's kindergarten teaching going? Are those kids real brats, or what? Helps if you give them really long naptimes, and ease up on the cottage cheese. images/smilies/tongue.gif

Twerp128 · July 24th, 2008, 08:12 PM

I just realized today I'm changing. There are new and unusual feelings and urges. I don't think I'm becoming a homosexual, but something else, something worse. Let me explain.

So today I was driving into Super Target, there was a volleyball team car wash. Girls with tank tops and those sweet spandex shorts. I parked sort of nearby maybe 100 ft. away. So a few of the girls ran over and we're saying, "Cute car. Let's wash it, pleaaase! Five dollars!" I politely declined. Even if I like to look at high school girls, and I do, I do not like talking to them, plus I was running behind at work. So just then one of the girls just starts washing the rear quarter panel, before rinsing the car! Worse yet, she's using a bath towel, that just one minute ago was lying on the hot asphalt. There could be dirt in there! The dumb bitch, with the nice ass, could scratch the Miazda! I was like, "What the HELL are you doing!!!" She jumped back as I checked for scratches. All three girls were pretty taken aback. I don't know what's wrong with me. Then it hit me. . .

I'm a petrol-sexual.

CyberMonkey · July 24th, 2008, 08:14 PM

They will be talking about you later. Not in the right way, though.

chaos386 · July 24th, 2008, 08:23 PM

I believe they're called mechaphiles. images/smilies/tongue.gif

NooDle · July 24th, 2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Twerp128

I don't know what's wrong with me. Then it hit me. . .

I'm a petrol-sexual.

no you're not...I like highschool girls as much as the next guy, but as soon as they scratch my car they better start to run

on a related note I stupidly opened the boot of the car while the garage door was closing. I am now one scratch richer images/smilies/cry.gif

BlaRo · July 24th, 2008, 09:00 PM

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is an awesome movie. Note to any ladies out there: I have never and will never wear sweatpants.

Not lounging around on my lazy ass for a week straight, though, that's not something I can guarantee.

teeb · July 25th, 2008, 01:35 AM

Ahahahahaha.

Gordon Brown's well on his way out, now. Let's hope the door doesn't hit him in the arse on the way out.

FATMOUSE · July 25th, 2008, 01:36 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7522952.stm

The comments are gold.

smib · July 25th, 2008, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twerp128

I just realized today I'm changing. There are new and unusual feelings and urges. I don't think I'm becoming a homosexual, but something else, something worse. Let me explain.

So today I was driving into Super Target, there was a volleyball team car wash. Girls with tank tops and those sweet spandex shorts. I parked sort of nearby maybe 100 ft. away. So a few of the girls ran over and we're saying, "Cute car. Let's wash it, pleaaase! Five dollars!" I politely declined. Even if I like to look at high school girls, and I do, I do not like talking to them, plus I was running behind at work. So just then one of the girls just starts washing the rear quarter panel, before rinsing the car! Worse yet, she's using a bath towel, that just one minute ago was lying on the hot asphalt. There could be dirt in there! The dumb bitch, with the nice ass, could scratch the Miazda! I was like, "What the HELL are you doing!!!" She jumped back as I checked for scratches. All three girls were pretty taken aback. I don't know what's wrong with me. Then it hit me. . .

I'm a petrol-sexual.

Sorry, you are a homo-sexual.

Vette Boss · July 25th, 2008, 03:55 AM

Nothing wrong with not wanting some teenage bimbo not to ruin your car's paintwork.

mclarensmps · July 25th, 2008, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Polly

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That made me LOL for a good 5 minutes... images/smilies/blink.gif

BlaRo · July 25th, 2008, 05:32 PM

Maybe if you didn't refer to yourself as LurkerPatrol then they wouldn't be so condescending. images/smilies/tease.gif

Speaking from experience, people who work in university housing are vicious archdemons. Thus, they'll act accordingly. The only way to deal with these hellspawn (kidnapping their families won't work, as they have no soul) is to speak to them in a polite, yet stern and menacing manner. This confuses their empathy circuits within their grotesquely misshapen bespectacled heads and causes minor chest palpitations as their vile consciousnesses gain a small, shimmering sense of purpose. When speaking, make sure you impart the sign that you can destroy them at any moment, unsheathing the Sword of Gabriel and the forces of Heaven to do battle against Beezlebub's minions in the Student Housing department. Blood may be shed, but it's a minor sacrifice in getting out of a split double with a freshman slob who doesn't believe in shampoo.

Edit: pff, thanks for nothing. images/smilies/dry.gif

July 24th, 2008, 12:59 PM	#13562
watto Unloved and lacking a title Joined: Jun 13th, 2005 Last Online: 12:26 PM Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 5,112 Car: 1997 VW Golf MkIII CL, Giant OCR 3 Rep Power: 53	Well, I'm off for a few days, going skiing. And there's lots of snow! Goodie! It means I miss the Time Trial of le Tour on Saturday though, no TV in the lodge. Shit. __________________ Thanks to Red_Bull for the avatar!

July 24th, 2008, 06:45 PM	#13564
Susurrate Joined: Apr 23rd, 2006 Last Online: 03:37 PM Location: North of Atlanta. Posts: 429 Car: Civic Rep Power: 15	Today a born again christian told me there is no such thing as luck seeing as you can't hold it or touch it; I've never laughed so hard in my life and he couldn't figure out why I was laughing. __________________ Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

July 24th, 2008, 07:07 PM	#13566
CyberMonkey Joined: Jan 22nd, 2005 Last Online: 05:13 PM Location: Belgium Age: 22 Posts: 1,556 Rep Power: 22	rofl, hilarious __________________ Arena51 forum

July 24th, 2008, 08:12 PM	#13569
Twerp128 Joined: Oct 6th, 2006 Last Online: 05:37 PM Location: Indiana Age: 21 Posts: 890 Car: '83 Porsche 944, '91 Miazda Rep Power: 25	I just realized today I'm changing. There are new and unusual feelings and urges. I don't think I'm becoming a homosexual, but something else, something worse. Let me explain. So today I was driving into Super Target, there was a volleyball team car wash. Girls with tank tops and those sweet spandex shorts. I parked sort of nearby maybe 100 ft. away. So a few of the girls ran over and we're saying, "Cute car. Let's wash it, pleaaase! Five dollars!" I politely declined. Even if I like to look at high school girls, and I do, I do not like talking to them, plus I was running behind at work. So just then one of the girls just starts washing the rear quarter panel, before rinsing the car! Worse yet, she's using a bath towel, that just one minute ago was lying on the hot asphalt. There could be dirt in there! The dumb bitch, with the nice ass, could scratch the Miazda! I was like, "What the HELL are you doing!!!" She jumped back as I checked for scratches. All three girls were pretty taken aback. I don't know what's wrong with me. Then it hit me. . . I'm a petrol-sexual. __________________

July 24th, 2008, 08:14 PM	#13570
CyberMonkey Joined: Jan 22nd, 2005 Last Online: 05:13 PM Location: Belgium Age: 22 Posts: 1,556 Rep Power: 22	They will be talking about you later. Not in the right way, though. __________________ Arena51 forum

July 24th, 2008, 12:05 PM	#13561
Polly Joined: Dec 9th, 2006 Last Online: September 7th, 2008 Posts: 999 Rep Power: 29	...

July 24th, 2008, 08:23 PM	#13571
chaos386 .sa = bad driver! Joined: Nov 8th, 2004 Last Online: October 4th, 2008 Location: Enroute to .sa Age: 22 Posts: 3,250 Car: Boeing 747 LFS Status: Rep Power: 49	I believe they're called mechaphiles. __________________ "Because I'm like one of those self-cleaning ovens...except that I'm a mountain lion." --Sandusky

July 25th, 2008, 01:35 AM	#13574
teeb Joined: Sep 23rd, 2005 Last Online: 01:31 PM Location: Bordeaux, France, but isn't French! Age: 21 Posts: 2,037 Rep Power: 47	Ahahahahaha. Gordon Brown's well on his way out, now. Let's hope the door doesn't hit him in the arse on the way out. __________________ ...I'm meant to put something here?

July 25th, 2008, 01:36 AM	#13575
FATMOUSE Joined: Jun 30th, 2005 Last Online: 01:50 PM Location: NYC Posts: 2,934 Rep Power: 27	http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7522952.stm The comments are gold. __________________ woohoo someone changed my sig

July 25th, 2008, 03:55 AM	#13577
Vette Boss Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 05:36 PM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 22 Posts: 2,839 Car: Nissan Altima 3.5-litre SE Rep Power: 31	Nothing wrong with not wanting some teenage bimbo not to ruin your car's paintwork. __________________ 2003 Nissan Altima 3.5SE SHIFT_the future