Random Thoughts....

[fbc]

This will sound strange.

I am 18, male, far from a virgin, and single.
And there is a girl I know who keeps making sexual remarks to me, talking about how we should do it.
Constant barrage of sexual comments and flirting.

Yet this does not appeal to me, it turns me off massively to be honest.
The thought of sex for sex's sake, no connection, just a fuck.

And I am straight.

It is pissing me off greatly, and I have told her.

And I keep getting pics mms'd to me from her, it is annoying.

It's not strange at all - I feel exactly the same.

[racingfan1]

Well usually I find ways around paying...cough cough...but the usual tricks don't seem to want to work on my laptop. So I either have to pay for the software, and I wouldn't mind spending the money for it because I would definitely be using it often, but I don't have the money so it creates a problem. Or I can just...find an alternate way to get it. Ahem. I'm going to leave the dirty work up to my dad. XD

Since no one else has suggested it yet, try GIMP. It's free and is quite good.

[fbc]

This thread has reminded me of a joke:

Girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre.

So the barman gave her one.

Yeah, it could go in the joke thread, but it was also a random thought, so neeeer

[chaos386]

You ain't my bitch nigga, buy your own damn fries!

EDIT: oops, Firecat scooped me on this one.

[fbc]

^ There's going to be some very amusing re-mixes coming up.

[teeb]

Well usually I find ways around paying...cough cough...but the usual tricks don't seem to want to work on my laptop. So I either have to pay for the software, and I wouldn't mind spending the money for it because I would definitely be using it often, but I don't have the money so it creates a problem. Or I can just...find an alternate way to get it. Ahem. I'm going to leave the dirty work up to my dad. XD

Depending on what your project is, you could try an old 'abandonware' image editor?

I use Paint Shop Pro 5* - 1998's finest software - and it does fine for what I need it to do. I think Viper might even use PSP3?

[Devon]

@ Barack Obama.

[ahpadt]

Obama link doesn't work...

[CrazyRussian540]

Todays XKCD is great.
http://xkcd.com/540/

[katwalk]

lolzfag.

But yeah, really, even sex with a girl that's doing that to you wouldn't be prudent. Who knows where her mouth was last night, right?

Then again I win the perv girl prize and I'm a virgin and have only had one kiss and one date, never enough to even count as a "boyfriend"
by the way I talk you would think I'm a whore but in actuality I'm just an inexperienced loser.

[NecroJoe]

Then again I win the perv girl prize and I'm a virgin and have only had one kiss and one date, never enough to even count as a "boyfriend"
by the way I talk you would think I'm a whore but in actuality I'm just an inexperienced loser.

My first date was on my 20th birthday. :-p

[BlaRo]

So I have to go on an online dating site for one of my writing classes, and print out profiles to "analyze the rhetoric used" used by these random people. So far it's been more entertaining than it should be, and I like to play the "guess what car they drive" game. It's easy to tell which ditzy girls drive Jettas and which no-neck New Jersey douchebags drive BMWs.

Well, it was fun until I came across the profile of this creepy, smelly guy with a lisp that I went to high school with and was kind of a dick. Same Facebook picture and everything. I gagged slightly in my mouth.

[Twerp128]

Just got a $150 ticket on a deserted county road for 7 mph over. I feel it's fitting to post this. . .

[Susurrate]

How were they cheating? With the exception of just looking at the person's paper next to you cheating seems to take as much effort/planning as just studying.

Apparently someone was straight up looking in the book, others probably had notes and someone else was less than discreet seeing as the Professor knew exactly how much the kid had paid someone for a copy of last semesters exam.

[katwalk]

Just got a $150 ticket on a deserted county road for 7 mph over.

WHAT

[stevanford1]

Leaving for Top gear live now.

[Heathrow]

Just got a $150 ticket on a deserted county road for 7 mph over. I feel it's fitting to post this. . .
*snip vid*

$150 seems a bit harsh for + 7mph over, sorry anyway!
.. but really great video should be in the Cool Videos ‘reckon, and I guessed Copenhagen before the end so was close.

[Dogbert]

Just got a $150 ticket on a deserted county road for 7 mph over. I feel it's fitting to post this. . .

I've gotten a ticket for doing 11 over on a backroad at 3am before. Bored cops are bored.

[chaos386]

and someone else was less than discreet seeing as the Professor knew exactly how much the kid had paid someone for a copy of last semesters exam.

One of my professors last year completely didn't care that students had access to his old exams. Normally I wouldn't care either, except that half of the questions on his exams were copied verbatim from his old ones, and the others were the same, just with different values.

[Spazatao]

^That happens quite often with our more busy professors. Guy is ahead of a important research lab and travels a lot.. so he has a pool of questions which he uses to form the exam. Of course, we try to find every one of those questions on previous exams, just like a treasure hunt . Funny thing is when the exam is EXACTLY the same as a previous one that you had access to.

@Chaos: pardon my ignorance.. but is the King Abdullah uni in SA? Word is they're coming with offers to pretty interesting exchange programs... I won't be able to accept one right now, as I'll already go to Lyon, but could be an interesting idea to a Master's.