Rent a German

Jostyrostelli · May 6th, 2005, 11:20 PM

http://www.rentagerman.de/

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Adam G., 48 (San Francisco):
“It was awesome! Having a German at the office for a week was a huge success! Since then, my relationship with my co-workers has improved big time! I’ll definitely do it again- It was, like, “oh my god, this is so it!

mrkrazzy · May 6th, 2005, 11:27 PM

What the?

swek · May 6th, 2005, 11:57 PM

Why should you do that ? He'll only bug you with his neverending comments. "Ja, everyone should have ze healhcare. Your system oppresses ze workers. It only serves rich people ! Why can't you see that ?" or "Nein ! this is not right, look how we do it in ze Fatherland. See that's how you make a bed. Always begin with the pillow case !"

jasonchiu · May 7th, 2005, 2:01 AM

HAHAHAHA M.Meyer|61|business why would u rent him! look at him

Scooby5 · May 7th, 2005, 7:56 AM

I read an article in a Hong Kong newspaper a couple of months ago on this very "Rent-a-German" as i was flying to Malaysia. It's the loudest i've laughed on a plane since reminding myself of the old Black Adder programs.

Worst thing is that all my colleagues are German and now they have heads bigger than Mars.

jensked · May 7th, 2005, 8:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swek

Why should you do that ? He'll only bug you with his neverending comments. "Ja, everyone should have ze healhcare. Your system oppresses ze workers. It only serves rich people ! Why can't you see that ?" or "Nein ! this is not right, look how we do it in ze Fatherland. See that's how you make a bed. Always begin with the pillow case !"

Aren't you German yourself, swek? Maybe we should appoint you to be the new moderator

swek · May 7th, 2005, 9:28 AM

Thanks for the flowers. And yes, I am German. images/smilies/mrgreen.gif

Buba · May 7th, 2005, 9:59 AM

That's quite funny... Finally we Germans get the respect we earned images/smilies/wink.gif

jensked · May 7th, 2005, 10:02 AM

Yeah man, my Siemens cell phone rules ! And my dad has got an Opel, best car we ever had images/smilies/wink.gif

Long live ze Germans (of course Germany is the most important trade partner of my country images/smilies/wink.gif

)

Viper007Bond · May 7th, 2005, 10:07 AM

Maybe it's just that Germans do grunt work and tedious work quite well... images/smilies/tongue.gif

bihus · May 7th, 2005, 1:29 PM

Germans are showing that they're quite idiotic (as they have a lot of ideas, no pun intended). Sometime ago, I saw that a guy started an eBay for workers. If you want a job, you lower your wage till the auction ends. images/smilies/bangin.gif

swek · May 7th, 2005, 1:33 PM

True, but doesn't that rule apply to 95% of earths population ? images/smilies/tongue.gif

bihus · May 7th, 2005, 2:12 PM

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Originally Posted by swek

True, but doesn't that rule apply to 95% of earths population ? images/smilies/tongue.gif

I forgot to put a smilie there. And yes, probably even more than 95% images/smilies/wink.gif

May 6th, 2005, 11:27 PM	#2
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May 7th, 2005, 7:56 AM	#5
Scooby5 Joined: Mar 24th, 2005 Last Online: February 27th, 2010 Location: A Scot in Singapore Posts: 428 Car: '06 Subaru Legacy 2.0L GT Wagon Rep Power: 25	I read an article in a Hong Kong newspaper a couple of months ago on this very "Rent-a-German" as i was flying to Malaysia. It's the loudest i've laughed on a plane since reminding myself of the old Black Adder programs. Worst thing is that all my colleagues are German and now they have heads bigger than Mars. __________________ The species of whale known as the Black Right whale has four kilos of brains and 1,000 kilos of testicles. If it thinks at all, we know what it is thinking about. -- Jon Lien (Professor, St. John's University, Newfoundland)

May 7th, 2005, 9:59 AM	#8
Buba Wants Rick Astley's Babies Joined: Nov 12th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Regensburg, Bavaria Age: 28 Posts: 6,515 Car: Golf V GTi DSG LFS Status: Rep Power: 54	That's quite funny... Finally we Germans get the respect we earned __________________ [18:11] MXM: it means buba is better than you now [18:12] sam-l: In what way? [18:12] Slycer: longer penis

May 7th, 2005, 10:02 AM	#9
jensked Joined: Mar 31st, 2005 Last Online: March 6th, 2010 Location: Flanders, Belgium Age: 26 Posts: 4,057 Car: 2006 Toyota Corolla Wagon Rep Power: 51	Yeah man, my Siemens cell phone rules ! And my dad has got an Opel, best car we ever had Long live ze Germans (of course Germany is the most important trade partner of my country ) __________________

May 7th, 2005, 10:07 AM	#10
Viper007Bond Lazy Head Dude Joined: Sep 21st, 2003 Last Online: 5:46 AM Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 25 Posts: 22,618 Car: Dodge Viper (I wish!) Rep Power: 340	Maybe it's just that Germans do grunt work and tedious work quite well... __________________ There is no replacement for displacement. - Wolfgang Bernhard, Chief Operating Officer, Chrysler Group talking about the Dodge Viper SRT-10 ... I ask Herb Helbig, vehicle synthesis manager for SRT and a member of the original Team Viper development group since day one, if they'd ever thought of adding traction control. "It comes with two," he says, pointing at my feet. "Learn to use them." Got it. - Motor Trend on the 2006 Dodge Viper Coupe, November 2005

May 6th, 2005, 11:57 PM	#3
swek Ex-Moderator Joined: May 19th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Hamburg, Germany Age: 27 Posts: 4,547 Car: Does a bicycle count? Rep Power: 88	Why should you do that ? He'll only bug you with his neverending comments. "Ja, everyone should have ze healhcare. Your system oppresses ze workers. It only serves rich people ! Why can't you see that ?" or "Nein ! this is not right, look how we do it in ze Fatherland. See that's how you make a bed. Always begin with the pillow case !"

May 7th, 2005, 2:01 AM	#4
jasonchiu Banned Joined: May 26th, 2004 Last Online: August 26th, 2005 Location: hong kong Posts: 5,216 Rep Power: 0	HAHAHAHA M.Meyer\|61\|business why would u rent him! look at him

May 7th, 2005, 9:28 AM	#7
swek Ex-Moderator Joined: May 19th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Hamburg, Germany Age: 27 Posts: 4,547 Car: Does a bicycle count? Rep Power: 88	Thanks for the flowers. And yes, I am German.

May 7th, 2005, 1:29 PM	#11
bihus Joined: Dec 7th, 2003 Last Online: December 18th, 2008 Location: Portugal Posts: 4,618 Car: BMW 330Cd LFS Status: Rep Power: 30	Germans are showing that they're quite idiotic (as they have a lot of ideas, no pun intended). Sometime ago, I saw that a guy started an eBay for workers. If you want a job, you lower your wage till the auction ends.

May 7th, 2005, 1:33 PM	#12
swek Ex-Moderator Joined: May 19th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Hamburg, Germany Age: 27 Posts: 4,547 Car: Does a bicycle count? Rep Power: 88	True, but doesn't that rule apply to 95% of earths population ?

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