Star Wars and Sex

[Blind_Io]

This is a topic over in the Total Fark Discussion and it's just too good not to share.
"Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote"

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
I've got a bad feeling about this
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Someone's got to save our skins!
The Force is strong with this one.
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.
Let the Wookie win.
This little one's not worth the effort
At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!

Impressive. Most impressive.
"Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
Sorry about the mess.
Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!

I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine. (this one is just disturbing)
Blow this thing and go home.
But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point.
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
"Curse my metal body; I wasn't fast enough!"
Ok, we're going in, and we're going in full throttle.
I don't seem to recall ever owning any droids...
She's your sister. (eeewwwww)
"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?
"You have your moments. Not many, but you do have them."
They told me they fixed it! It's not my fault!
"What a wonderful smell you have found"
I never knew I had it in me.
Hurry up, Goldenrod!
There's an awful lot of moisture in here
"Rise, my friend"
"There's a power in you that scares me"
You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
"It's so big!"
"I shouldn't have come."
"Look at the SIZE of that thing."
"This oil bath is going to feel sooooo good."
Pull out Wedge. Your not doing any good back there.


You will never watch Star Wars the same way again.

[mgkdk]

Originally Posted by Blind_Io

You will never watch Star Wars the same way again.

You got that right

[watto]

Originally Posted by Blind_Io

It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.

Excellent!

[No Boss]

Originally Posted by Blind_Io

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Was my favorite of the afternoon.

[BlaRo]

^ Follow that with

Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?

[IVIaster]

Who is the padawan now, bitch?


Next week: Lord of the rings

[Shawn]

These are gold.

[flyingfridge]

That shit is hilarious

[BerserkerCatSplat]

I remember reading a similar list many years ago, I still quote them from time to time.

[watisdis]

"At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

Great post...just halarious.