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Old May 9th, 2008, 6:40 PM   #1
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http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

I shit you not, someone translated the Bible into LOL Cat.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 6:45 PM   #2
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One of our practice scavenger hunt items was to translate an abridged version of the Odyssey into lolcat. It was hilarious.
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If it was presented to me in LOLCAT the first time around, I may of given it some attention. Oh well, too far gone at this point...
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Old May 9th, 2008, 7:36 PM   #5
 
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How many wasted years was this? Surely it had to be done manually, you can't get a LOLcat translator AFAIK.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 9:29 PM   #7
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That kind of pisses me off, but I guess everyone needs a hobby.... sheesh!
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Wow that just made my week, so much work holy shit.
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fucking hilarious

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Absolutley fucking hilarious

Im on ya floors, loling at teh funneh

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Old May 10th, 2008, 3:11 AM   #11
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Ceiling cat ftw.
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Alright! I might actually read it this time!
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Best bit (Ouch!)

[edit] Rulez for who cant goe insied teh Ceiling Cat's houz.

1 Soz, leik, if u haz goed to teh vet and been neutered or if u haz has crushed harbls then u can't go in The Ceiling Cat's house.
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Den Sam Jackson said: Teh walkies of the Ceiling Cat beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an George Boosh. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh beliefer cat cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud beliefer cat and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z scartchin yo ize out n such.
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