The worst person living today

[2Billion]

B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks

"I just want to know what her problem is"

LANGLEY, B.C. -- Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle -- the latest in a series of similar assaults.

"I just want to know what her problem is," victim Anthony Clark, 22, said this week. "People like her shouldn't be on the streets."

Mr. Clark was walking in the Brookswood area of Langley in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

"I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me," he said.

That's when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Mr. Clark said he wasn't aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he "noticed something was missing."

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again with surgery.

It wasn't until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong - the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

"My doctors say I will still be able to have children," Mr. Clark said. "But at 22 that's not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide."

Embarrassed by the situation, Mr. Clark didn't go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.

Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Mr. Clark said.

Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.

The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five-foot-five and five-foot-seven and 130 pounds with a slim build and brown hair.

http://www.nationalpost.com/story.html?id=2155193

Seriously, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Only the worst person in the world could be a serial groin attacker.

[NecroJoe]

Damn...I've been hit in the crotchal area hard enough I threw up and blacked out, but no permanent damage...I couldn't imagine how hard he was hit to do that kind of damage!!!!

[LeMans GTR]

This is completely WTF.

Are you sure this article isn't pulling your leg?

[cmb1981]

I like this one...

Bonney Lake police are warning high school students to be wary of a man who might have a developmental disability and a fixation with high school athletes.

The warning came after a Bonney Lake High School football player was lured to the public library Monday by the man, who’d said he was going to help the player with a college term paper interview, police reported Tuesday.

During the meeting, the man, who said his name was Dale, began acting strangely and made the student suspicious, police said. When the student decided to leave, the man jumped on the student’s back and asked for a piggy back ride, police said.

The student fled after the man gave him a package that contained “odd amounts of money,” police said.

Police said they have identified the man, who is believed to have had similar encounters with high school students across the state.

Police said they have probable cause to arrest the man on suspicion of simple assault in connection with the piggy back ride and were seeking a warrant for his arrest, police spokesman Tony Rice said.

Anyone with information about the man was asked to call police at 253-863-2218.

Stacey Mulick, The News Tribune

http://www.thenewstribune.com/331/story/881242.html

[Clockwerk]

Originally Posted by NecroJoe

Damn...I've been hit in the crotchal area hard enough I threw up and blacked out, but no permanent damage...I couldn't imagine how hard he was hit to do that kind of damage!!!!

I had a friend lost a testicle playing high school football (handegg). He was playing defense (safety) and was running full speed to make a tackle and right before he got there a teammate tackled the runner and he ran square into the opposing players cleat, no he is rocking things in mono. We made fun of him a lot.

[NecroJoe]

Originally Posted by Clockwerk

I had a friend lose a testicle playing high school football (handegg). He was playing defense (safety) and was running full speed to make a tackle and right before he got there a teammate tackled the runner and he ran square into the opposing players cleat, no he is rocking things in mono. We made fun of him a lot.

Hopefully anytime he asked to borrow a pen, you made sure it was a Uni-ball, right?

[2Billion]

Originally Posted by LeMans GTR

This is completely WTF.

Are you sure this article isn't pulling your leg?

The National Post is a respectable newspaper. Albeit one which is in financial difficulty.

[MadCat360]

Next time I go up there I'm wearing a cup.

[katwalk]

This doesn't even qualify as the worst thing I heard in the last 3 days.

http://www.insidebayarea.com/argus/l...ws/ci_13651646

Seriously, not even close.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/21398383/detail.html
how about one for last week?

[Red_Bull]

Seriously I hope God fired the guy who designed us males with our most vulnerable asset on the outside, free from any protection whatsoever...

[racingfan1]

Remember men, when in B.C., wear medieval plate armor.

[NooDle]

Originally Posted by Clockwerk

I had a friend lost a testicle playing high school football (handegg). He was playing defense (safety) and was running full speed to make a tackle and right before he got there a teammate tackled the runner and he ran square into the opposing players cleat, no he is rocking things in mono. We made fun of him a lot.

best expressions of the day.
Also, just because your nut got rammed back into your body, does not mean it hurts alot. On the other hand someone can kick you in the nuts very hard and it'll hurt a lot, but not damage your balls... it's complicated

Womens,does it hurt to be kicked in the vag? Because when someone kicks me in the nuts I almost automatically repay the favour. it's like a reflex

[Dr_Grip]

@kat: You might have missed out that we all had a good laugh at a serial ballkicker here and were not being serious about the severity of crimes.

On a more serious note, the "scrotum snapper of Wattenscheid" even has his own punk rock song.

[flydiscovery]

Originally Posted by NooDle

Womens,does it hurt to be kicked in the vag? Because when someone kicks me in the nuts I almost automatically repay the favour. it's like a reflex

Not much more than being kicked elsewhere. There are bones and protective fat and stuff.

[Athena]

Originally Posted by Red_Bull

Seriously I hope God fired the guy who designed us males with our most vulnerable asset on the outside, free from any protection whatsoever...

lol...I suppose it's a bit of revenge for some of the things us women have to go through (childbirth, monthly cycles, etc)
Not that I'd wish what seems like an incredible amount of pain on anyone!