Who farts and goes out of their way to smell their creation?

klutch · January 11th, 2007, 1:34 AM

Alright, its been a while since we've had one of these.
As the title says. Like lying in bed, and lifting and waving the sheets to get a lungfull, or while on the couch, and scooping at the air near your crotch and waving it in your face.

Discuss.

bartboy9891 · January 11th, 2007, 1:38 AM

being indian, i eat tons of curry. You dont want to be around for those ones...

Momentum57 · January 11th, 2007, 2:10 AM

Try this on your friends: 1)work up a good fart 2)cup your hand 3)fart hard into your cupped hand 4)quickly place hand over your friends nose 5)laugh

BlaRo · January 11th, 2007, 2:42 AM

Psh, I can only stand smelling my own farts, because I then have the satisfaction of knowing that it reverberated through my own untainted, pure, breathtaking, marvelous buttocks and not the filthy mongrel cheeks of a lesser heathen.

My friends just fling boogers at each other.

Koenig · January 11th, 2007, 3:30 AM

Dear god....what has this forum become?

One a separate note, does anyone notice that asian(chinese to be more specific) grownups have no problems with letting it rip in public? Maybe it's just me....

Shawn · January 11th, 2007, 3:33 AM

It is gross, but it's a natural bodily function... I never quite understood why it was so taboo.

FATMOUSE · January 11th, 2007, 4:30 AM

^Because it is gross?

No Boss · January 11th, 2007, 4:35 AM

OH......OH! I SEE THIS STAYS, BUT MY BALL SHAVING THREAD GETS CANNED!!!

</rant>

BerserkerCatSplat · January 11th, 2007, 4:52 AM

Shaved balls rock, you get that "pornstar" slapping noise while you're railing your girl.

epp_b · January 11th, 2007, 5:56 AM

lol, No Boss images/smilies/lol.gif

Although, perhaps it's a bit less natural than this topic...

KaJuN · January 11th, 2007, 6:12 AM

I've been around a while and seen a few of these weird threads. I know I shouldn't be shocked at another one...but wow! images/smilies/wacko.gif

For some reason I'm reminded of segment on Brainiac where they tested which food made the worst smelling fart. Brussels sprouts FTW!!

jeffy777 · January 11th, 2007, 6:16 AM

Where's Swek when we need him? images/smilies/dancinglock.gif

BlaRo · January 11th, 2007, 6:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffy777

Where's Swek when we need him? images/smilies/dancinglock.gif

Klutch flew to Germany and kidnapped him.

That's the only logical explanation as to how he gets away with these threads. images/smilies/biggrin.gif

cdbob · January 11th, 2007, 7:04 AM

Berserker and No Boss you too have me the laugh I needed today thank you.

Shawn · January 11th, 2007, 7:27 AM

Yeah, but everyone does it... it might as well be okay to do it.

What about people who smell like shit? Like sweat stinks and stuff? Iranians have the worst sweat smell, it's like the strongest ever and so many people smell like it all the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FATMOUSE

^Because it is gross?

mautzel · January 11th, 2007, 8:06 AM

Quality control at its best - you oughta experience the subtle differences according to what was your dinner and check whether anything has changed since the last time - but only when no one else is around. images/smilies/smile.gif

(Weird thread - weird answer!)

Vette Boss · January 11th, 2007, 8:13 AM

I have never taken pleasure in smelling mine or anyone else's flatulence, it always smells gross. I'll usually wait until I'm past most people if the need arrives.

Devon · January 11th, 2007, 9:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Momentum57

Try this on your friends: 1)work up a good fart 2)cup your hand 3)fart hard into your cupped hand 4)quickly place hand over your friends nose 5)laugh

a.k.a Cup Cake!

Redliner · January 11th, 2007, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Momentum57

Try this on your friends: 1)work up a good fart 2)cup your hand 3)fart hard into your cupped hand 4)quickly place hand over your friends nose 5)laugh

This reminds me of a scene in "Orgazmo", when the character does that and says "Merry Christmas!" images/smilies/lol.gif

YF19pilot · January 11th, 2007, 12:20 PM

All I have to say is wtf?

As much fun as it is to rip one around your friends, I really don't go out of my way to smell one. That sounds like one of those wierd intarweb fetishes...

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January 11th, 2007, 1:34 AM	#1
klutch Courteous urinator Joined: Jan 6th, 2006 Last Online: March 1st, 2010 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,886 Car: Whatever's in the press fleet. Rep Power: 48	Who farts and goes out of their way to smell their creation? Alright, its been a while since we've had one of these. As the title says. Like lying in bed, and lifting and waving the sheets to get a lungfull, or while on the couch, and scooping at the air near your crotch and waving it in your face. Discuss. Last edited by klutch; January 11th, 2007 at 1:36 AM.

January 11th, 2007, 1:38 AM	#2
bartboy9891 I'm not Moe Joined: Dec 1st, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: University of Michigan Age: 20 Posts: 8,948 Car: 1996 Grand Am SE sedan, and dad's 2006 S60 2.5T Rep Power: 83	being indian, i eat tons of curry. You dont want to be around for those ones... __________________

January 11th, 2007, 2:10 AM	#3
Momentum57 worships the 2010 Prius like a god Joined: Aug 26th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Manlius Outside of Syracuse Age: 25 Posts: 1,526 Car: Jaguar X-Type 3.0 Rep Power: 38	Try this on your friends: 1)work up a good fart 2)cup your hand 3)fart hard into your cupped hand 4)quickly place hand over your friends nose 5)laugh __________________

January 11th, 2007, 2:42 AM	#4
BlaRo Little Nudger Joined: Aug 18th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Assachusetts Age: 22 Posts: 12,463 Car: four wheels, two seats, RWD, 6-speed manual... Rep Power: 713	Psh, I can only stand smelling my own farts, because I then have the satisfaction of knowing that it reverberated through my own untainted, pure, breathtaking, marvelous buttocks and not the filthy mongrel cheeks of a lesser heathen. My friends just fling boogers at each other. __________________ TheSmokingTire.com

January 11th, 2007, 3:30 AM	#5
Koenig Joined: May 27th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,664 Rep Power: 82	Dear god....what has this forum become? One a separate note, does anyone notice that asian(chinese to be more specific) grownups have no problems with letting it rip in public? Maybe it's just me.... __________________ FG Fantasy Baseball League: HavemybabiesDoc

January 11th, 2007, 3:33 AM	#6
Shawn Lexus? Oh shi- Joined: May 26th, 2005 Last Online: March 15th, 2010 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 24 Posts: 11,226 Car: '07 Boring Poseur Mobile Rep Power: 154	It is gross, but it's a natural bodily function... I never quite understood why it was so taboo.

January 11th, 2007, 4:30 AM	#7
FATMOUSE Joined: Jun 30th, 2005 Last Online: 12:45 AM Location: Palo Alto, California Age: 22 Posts: 3,910 Car: '03 Civic Si Rep Power: 114	^Because it is gross?

January 11th, 2007, 4:35 AM	#8
No Boss Neener, neener, I banned your title! Joined: Oct 8th, 2005 Last Online: February 10th, 2010 Location: 'mericuh, someday the UK. Age: 24 Posts: 6,859 Car: 2005 Volvo S60 R Rep Power: 88	OH......OH! I SEE THIS STAYS, BUT MY BALL SHAVING THREAD GETS CANNED!!! </rant> __________________

January 11th, 2007, 4:52 AM	#9
BerserkerCatSplat Hormone Induced Joined: Jun 21st, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 7,271 Car: ZJ 4X4X5 Rep Power: 299	Shaved balls rock, you get that "pornstar" slapping noise while you're railing your girl. __________________ OSPhoto

January 11th, 2007, 5:56 AM	#10
epp_b Unexperienced lover. Joined: Jun 23rd, 2006 Last Online: 1:55 AM Location: Canadaland :) Posts: 8,245 Car: 1995 Nissan 240SX Rep Power: 274	lol, No Boss Although, perhaps it's a bit less natural than this topic...

January 11th, 2007, 6:12 AM	#11
KaJuN Disco Inferno Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: 2:14 AM Location: American in Okinawa Age: 24 Posts: 5,500 Car: Suzuki Swift, Honda CL50 Benly Rep Power: 357	I've been around a while and seen a few of these weird threads. I know I shouldn't be shocked at another one...but wow! For some reason I'm reminded of segment on Brainiac where they tested which food made the worst smelling fart. Brussels sprouts FTW!! __________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ This post was accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers. Last edited by KaJuN; January 11th, 2007 at 6:31 AM.

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January 11th, 2007, 8:06 AM	#16
mautzel Joined: Jan 28th, 2005 Last Online: January 4th, 2010 Location: Frankfurt/M, Deutschland Age: 29 Posts: 2,461 Car: Golf IV TDI Rep Power: 26	Quality control at its best - you oughta experience the subtle differences according to what was your dinner and check whether anything has changed since the last time - but only when no one else is around. (Weird thread - weird answer!)

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January 11th, 2007, 8:13 AM	#17
Vette Boss Joined: Nov 14th, 2004 Last Online: 1:42 AM Location: United States, Britain, in time Age: 24 Posts: 3,807 Car: 2006 Volkswagen Passat 2.0T Rep Power: 82	I have never taken pleasure in smelling mine or anyone else's flatulence, it always smells gross. I'll usually wait until I'm past most people if the need arrives. __________________ 2006 Volkswagen Passat 2.0T. Das Auto

January 11th, 2007, 12:20 PM	#20
YF19pilot Joined: Apr 15th, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Fargo, ND Age: 25 Posts: 2,216 Car: 1990 Volvo 740 GL LFS Status: Rep Power: 36	All I have to say is wtf? As much fun as it is to rip one around your friends, I really don't go out of my way to smell one. That sounds like one of those wierd intarweb fetishes... __________________ I can finally say that, yes, I have driven a car with a front mounted V10.

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