'Win a Divorce' - Page 2

ViperVX · April 16th, 2008, 05:59 PM

My parents celebrated 36yrs ) a few months back. I'd love to watch that show btw. It's gonna be such a guy's show. You just know it's gonna be full of:
1. She doesn't love me anymore.
2. She's so annoying, sometimes i want to throw stuff at her.
3. Over the years she started to look more and more like a foot.
4. All women are whores. When men cheat, they are pigs. When women cheat, they are just following their feelings.
5. She turned into her mother.
6. Can i exchange my 50yr/old 300 pound wife for a pair of 25 y/olds?
7. All i want on Sunday night is to wach a football game, not go to a stupid museum/concert.
8. When was the last time we had sex? Well, in 4 days it'll be 8 months since i've stopped trying.
9. Remember, if after 7 yeas of marriage your wife decides to get "implants" and a botox, she's not doing it for you.
10. She gained like 400 pounds, and it's only last week alone. She actualy beat the guiness rerord for the fastest 100 hot dogs eaten, 18 times...

And of course it's gonna be full of shots of "crying women", saying smth like "I just wanted to have a perfect family, that's way i shaved my husband's head overnight, so he'd look more like a prince in my fantasy world.", and stuff like that.

efoolution · April 16th, 2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powah

Oh, and the winner gets:
A divorce
$5000
A Playstation 3
A new TV
And a party with some girls.

ironically, the last three of these 5 prizes probably are in some way reasons for a lot of divorces ...

chaos386 · April 17th, 2008, 08:32 AM

^and the second is a reason for a lot of marriages!

April 16th, 2008, 05:59 PM	#21
ViperVX Joined: Dec 27th, 2005 Last Online: 08:05 PM Age: 22 Posts: 574 Rep Power: 13	My parents celebrated 36yrs ) a few months back. I'd love to watch that show btw. It's gonna be such a guy's show. You just know it's gonna be full of: 1. She doesn't love me anymore. 2. She's so annoying, sometimes i want to throw stuff at her. 3. Over the years she started to look more and more like a foot. 4. All women are whores. When men cheat, they are pigs. When women cheat, they are just following their feelings. 5. She turned into her mother. 6. Can i exchange my 50yr/old 300 pound wife for a pair of 25 y/olds? 7. All i want on Sunday night is to wach a football game, not go to a stupid museum/concert. 8. When was the last time we had sex? Well, in 4 days it'll be 8 months since i've stopped trying. 9. Remember, if after 7 yeas of marriage your wife decides to get "implants" and a botox, she's not doing it for you. 10. She gained like 400 pounds, and it's only last week alone. She actualy beat the guiness rerord for the fastest 100 hot dogs eaten, 18 times... And of course it's gonna be full of shots of "crying women", saying smth like "I just wanted to have a perfect family, that's way i shaved my husband's head overnight, so he'd look more like a prince in my fantasy world.", and stuff like that. __________________ Just another Huge fan of TG.......... Last edited by ViperVX; April 16th, 2008 at 06:32 PM..

April 17th, 2008, 08:32 AM	#23
chaos386 .sa = bad driver! Joined: Nov 8th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Paris, France Age: 22 Posts: 3,443 LFS Status: Rep Power: 58	^and the second is a reason for a lot of marriages! __________________ "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." -Joe Weinstein

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