Boobies can fight terroists!!

Scott · June 18th, 2008, 12:34 AM

EDIT - This is not serious....

Mark your calendars for next weekend!!!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. EST,CST,MST,PST Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this ant-terrorist activity.

God bless America .

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

epp_b · June 18th, 2008, 12:46 AM

teeb · June 18th, 2008, 12:47 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha, I find this hilarious. And I am always in favour of more boobies. Did Bush think of this himself, by any chance?

Although a little disturbing as it assumes all Muslims are terrorists.

teletubby-warrior · June 18th, 2008, 12:49 AM

I really hope this is just an awful joke.

H0nzik · June 18th, 2008, 12:50 AM

Aren't the christians gonna freak out too? And the men get fined for drinking in public?

Edit: Also, the terrorists may as well think: 'Oh, since I've gotta kill myself now anyway, why not make it a suicidal bomb attack?' and that's not a very favourable outcome.

jayhawk · June 18th, 2008, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by teeb

Although a little disturbing as it assumes all Muslims are terrorists.

Yeah...some of the ones I know go to the Mosque on Friday evenings like how I go to church on Sunday; they still spit, curse, drink and lust over boobies like I do. Most just attend on Ramadan.

In my experience in life, it is always the 1% that gives the other normal 99% of any group a bad name.

chaos386 · June 18th, 2008, 12:55 AM

I hear if you forward this on to test Bill Gates's e-mail tracking program, you'll get a $1,000 check.

nist7 · June 18th, 2008, 12:56 AM

Yikes!

Genocide = not cool

Quiky · June 18th, 2008, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nist7

On a more serious note, any more trollish posts like this questions the merits of the poster's continued presence on this forum.

And even if this is a joke of some sort. Can anyone find any kind of humor in genocide?

You are NOT part of the administrative team here, so you may not comment in regards to other members presence here.

LeVeL · June 18th, 2008, 01:20 AM

pfft, I think Quiky and Viper should ban each other

(runs and hides)

the boobies idea is hilarious though!

Zuhaib · June 18th, 2008, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott

Mark your calendars for next weekend!!!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. EST,CST,MST,PST Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this ant-terrorist activity.

God bless America .

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

I a Muslim male, but I will be with the lawn chair minus the beer checking out the *sights*.

chaos386 · June 18th, 2008, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nist7

And even if this is a joke of some sort. Can anyone find any kind of humor in genocide?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

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the Holocaust

But to be honest, I find the most offensive part of the OP's post to be the fact that this is one of those old-style email chain letter "jokes." They weren't funny when I first started getting them in 1995, and they're not funny now.

Scott · June 18th, 2008, 01:25 AM

Sorry.... this was a cheesy email I got earlier, and I found it pretty stupid but I chuckled at it and thought I might share.

Scott · June 18th, 2008, 01:27 AM

I think what I found funniest was that I could see something along these lines actually being tried by our current Government... again, my apologies to those who might have been offended.

Mods delete it if you want to....

TomCat · June 18th, 2008, 01:30 AM

Well I thought it was funny.

But then again, I don't really care about anybody.

KaJuN · June 18th, 2008, 01:30 AM

Nice one Chaos! I love SA's jokes with realistic endings!

If this whole thing were true it would be the best holiday ever. It reminds me of when I saw red, white, and blue Mardi Gras style beads in a store. I wanted to buy some and go around and demanding attractive ladies to show me their boobs if they love America.

Blind_Io · June 18th, 2008, 01:31 AM

And shame on you for double-posting, Scott! I would punish you myself but the beer is done chilling so I'm going to go sit outside for a while and hope.

June 18th, 2008, 12:34 AM	#1
Scott Previously known as ssnapier Joined: May 23rd, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Fort Detrick, Maryland Posts: 1,240 Car: RS2'd 95 Audi S-6 '06 Jetta TDI Rep Power: 20	Boobies can fight terroists!! EDIT - This is not serious.... Mark your calendars for next weekend!!! As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. EST,CST,MST,PST Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this ant-terrorist activity. God bless America . It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. __________________ Last edited by Scott; June 18th, 2008 at 01:23 AM.

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June 18th, 2008, 12:47 AM	#3
teeb Joined: Sep 23rd, 2005 Last Online: August 21st, 2008 Location: Bordeaux, France, but isn't French! Age: 21 Posts: 1,955 Rep Power: 45	Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha, I find this hilarious. And I am always in favour of more boobies. Did Bush think of this himself, by any chance? Although a little disturbing as it assumes all Muslims are terrorists. __________________ ...I'm meant to put something here?

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H0nzik Joined: Dec 14th, 2006 Last Online: 04:21 PM Location: Prague, Czech Republic Age: 24 Posts: 179 Car: Fabia RS Rep Power: 10	Aren't the christians gonna freak out too? And the men get fined for drinking in public? Edit: Also, the terrorists may as well think: 'Oh, since I've gotta kill myself now anyway, why not make it a suicidal bomb attack?' and that's not a very favourable outcome. Last edited by H0nzik; June 18th, 2008 at 12:58 AM.

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teletubby-warrior Da Superfan Joined: Jul 13th, 2006 Last Online: August 16th, 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,969 Rep Power: 0	I really hope this is just an awful joke.

June 18th, 2008, 12:56 AM	#8
nist7 Joined: Dec 20th, 2006 Last Online: August 26th, 2008 Location: KCMO Posts: 666 Rep Power: 13	Yikes! Genocide = not cool Last edited by nist7; June 18th, 2008 at 01:33 AM.

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LeVeL Joined: Jun 16th, 2007 Last Online: 05:09 PM Location: MA Age: 20 Posts: 643 Car: VQ30 Rep Power: 12	pfft, I think Quiky and Viper should ban each other (runs and hides) the boobies idea is hilarious though! __________________ Cardinal of Karting . . . flickr . . . . . . . . . . . GetLeVeLed.org + UMass Motorsport . . .

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Scott Previously known as ssnapier Joined: May 23rd, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Fort Detrick, Maryland Posts: 1,240 Car: RS2'd 95 Audi S-6 '06 Jetta TDI Rep Power: 20	Sorry.... this was a cheesy email I got earlier, and I found it pretty stupid but I chuckled at it and thought I might share. __________________

June 18th, 2008, 01:27 AM	#14
Scott Previously known as ssnapier Joined: May 23rd, 2005 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Fort Detrick, Maryland Posts: 1,240 Car: RS2'd 95 Audi S-6 '06 Jetta TDI Rep Power: 20	I think what I found funniest was that I could see something along these lines actually being tried by our current Government... again, my apologies to those who might have been offended. Mods delete it if you want to.... __________________

June 18th, 2008, 01:30 AM	#15
TomCat Joined: Dec 11th, 2005 Last Online: 02:45 PM Location: Chandler, Arizona Age: 24 Posts: 3,153 Car: 2004 Chrysler PT Turbo; 1985 Toyota 4Runner Rep Power: 37	Well I thought it was funny. But then again, I don't really care about anybody. __________________ When in doubt, throttle out.

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