Everybody know small Japanese economy cars with black steel wheels are the in thing right now... Right?
2012 Vauxhall Corsa 1.4T "The Mighty Corsa of Drudgery" - Soulless, oversized, rapidly depreciating daily driver. I want to sell it...
1977 Triumph Dolomite 1300 "Daisy the Dilapidated Dolomite of Disaster" - Underpowered, temperamental and ungrateful. MOT'd, taxed and burning oil like there is no tomorrow.
1976 Triumph Dolomite 1850HL "Trevor, the Yellow Peril" - Scruffy, noisy and
utterly relatively reliable. Fills the cabin with exhaust fumes if you aren't moving.