No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

I, Coco, am sad. My balls demand a sacrifice.

Please sing the praises of my gargantuan huevos and maybe I will feel less sad.
 
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Ah, yes. There is no ballroom large enough for deez.
 
Diese nusse.
 
(posted with mods' blessing, and by mods, I mean Thomas)

MY BALLS ARE EVERYWHERE just as they've always been, but lately, my writing's all over the place, too, so I made a parshtreon to keep up with it: https://www.patreon.com/stefschrader

There's a parshletter of Good Unpublished Thoughts if you toss in a pledge for a small amount, too.
 
Sure, I'm in. Or I can text you with stupid questions, but now I can display my ignorance in public! And who doesn't love doing that, am I right?
 
Sure, I'm in. Or I can text you with stupid questions, but now I can display my ignorance in public! And who doesn't love doing that, am I right?
Hell yeah!
 
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"Big Balls"

(I can't go with "Ball Sacks" because my balls are too large to fit within a puny meatsack.)
 
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You can tell the graphics guys were struggling to come up with a photo for that story - but good job guys, that made me squirm.
 
HELLO, GREATEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET.

Balls are cool.
 
scratches balls
 
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I don't know where else to post this...
 

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My balls are shiny and metal. They do not grow puny human hairs!!!

Also, they cannot be contained by mere walls.


(RIP, Davey, who let me know Udo Dirkschneider is a thing.)
 
Carlos Sainz Jr.'s cojones may be large..........but I daresay mine are still the biggest.

 
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