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  1. ninjacoco

    Random Thoughts....

    Damn. I want a huge garage so much. I settled for a carport and shed combo, but a garage gives you space to spread out the shed contents...and leave a 944 engine in the corner.......and, and.........
  2. ninjacoco

    Another two-seater convertible for the Texans

    OOOOOOOH. Can I borrow this cleaner? Haha. Who knows what's in the menagerie of VW carbs I've got lying around...
  3. ninjacoco

    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    Hi! The best thread I ever started came up in conversation, so I think I should give an update on my balls. My balls are still very large, round and made of a very hard metal. You cannot fathom the size of my balls. Thank you. Good night.
  4. ninjacoco

    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    The hell? Where do they think BMWs come from, Death Valley?
  5. ninjacoco

    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    Late to the party, but yeah, I have the Bullitt through next Wednesday. It's a hilariously loudpiss car.
  6. ninjacoco

    Unverified Ownership It's Weird Under-Appreciated Aircooled Time! 1971 Volkswagen 411

    It has come to my attention that my Volkswagen 411 doesn't have a thread yet. It's a good car! Eventually! Sometime when I can make it stop overheating, it will be a good car! A 24 Hours of Lemons team offered me their Volkswagen 411 for free if I wanted it, and you bet your sweet hindquarters...
  7. ninjacoco

    Ownership Verified: So, I bought a Porsche.

    I'd like to have the 411 as a back-up in case anything happens to the 944, but I don't know if that's realistic. I still can't find the dang titles for either. They're somewhere in the house. :(
  8. ninjacoco

    Ownership Verified: 2014 Porsche Panamera Turbo S

    YA GOT GOOD PARSH. This gets the ninjacoco seal of approval. (I think Alex would've enjoyed seeing it, too.)
  9. ninjacoco

    Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

    Y'all need the one true savior of parsh now and forevermore, a good-ass Cayenne. Boxsters are good. Cayennes are good. Hell, all parsh are good so long as they make you happy. Anyone who judges you for enjoying excellent parsh bliss (as is the default state of I Have A Good Parsh) can gargle...
  10. ninjacoco

    Post a pic of yourself

    Caught in the act examining what appears to be a functional version of my 411.
  11. ninjacoco

    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    I hate that I felt really bad for most of Ringmeet, but hopefully at least the Puffalumps were enjoyable. They're good! Soft! Always squishy! The best. Sounds like migraine time coincided with a lot of turbodrunk that I wasn't around for, and most of what I can remember is not being able to...
  12. ninjacoco

    Forum Suggestions / Issues

    Uh-oh, there's a lot of broken signature photos around, mine included. Fluffy Bunny driving off from the Stig has gone missing. Seems like is dead, as my signature image is here: (and some other broken...
  13. ninjacoco

    Ringmeet 2019 - photo/video thread

    I hate to be the Links Person, but: I'm trash at actually posting real photos I was not feeling well enough for most of Ringmeet to take real photos Most of the ones I found wifis for are up on Instagram. I am trash! Look here while it's still recent!
  14. ninjacoco

    Mini Roadtrip 2016 - Il Lavoro Italiano, Aug 7-11

    Doesn't sound botty. Sounds more confused.
  15. ninjacoco

    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    WOO INVOICE PAID! I can afford a little bit of shenanigans. Also, it looks like I'll have a press car for the Ringmeet half anyway. It's a Hyundai i30 N-Line if that matters any. Three cheers for hopefully making up some of what I'll blow on cheese, lol. (Can I get a nice Swiss person to shave...
  16. ninjacoco

    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    Oh man, I love that PPIHC car but I'm sadly beyond broke due to an unpaid invoice. :censored: I may be literally squatting in some cars until I get paid.
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    No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

    Carlos Sainz Jr.'s cojones may be large..........but I daresay mine are still the biggest.
  18. ninjacoco

    Swisstaly mini-Roadtrip 2019, attempt number two

    I got so damn sick at the end of June/early July that I haven't really been able to grind out press car pitches 'til now. So, unless some crazy hail-mary attempt at a press car comes through, I'm probably a passenger hopping around from car to car. It's late enough that I'm basically pitching...
  19. ninjacoco

    Ringmeet 2019 - Taking in US refugees!

    The hospital trip and the pee were exposed as hoaxes, thank goodness. But yeah, we live in a SOCIETY.