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  1. HeidiL

    Cyclists to Clarkson: "only cocks listen to you"

    I enjoy doing *exactly* 30 on roads where it's not possible to overtake, in front of twats like you who couldn't leave the house on time. Especially when I know there's somewhere coming up where you can overtake... and there's a speed camera straight after it.
  2. HeidiL

    Cyclists to Clarkson: "only cocks listen to you"

    Thing is, the amount of damage done to a road by a bike is negligible enough that a fair amount to cover that wouldn't be worth collecting. I'm not denying that some cyclists are arseholes, but that's not a reason for being a twat to the rest of them, especially when round here at least most of...
  3. HeidiL

    Cyclists to Clarkson: "only cocks listen to you"

    I have no objection to cyclists or to horse-riders. Even my little car does more damage to the roads than a bike, which is what I was under the impression the road tax was for - maintenance of the roads. Surely it makes more sense that larger vehicles which have more impact should pay more...
  4. HeidiL

    James May: The weekly Telegraph column by James thread

    I'd quite like a camper. The 'tent' part of our trailer tent blew away last time we tried to have a weekend away. I rather like the idea of adapting a land-rover, which would deal with the problem of getting stuck in a muddy field quite well...
  5. HeidiL

    James May: James May's Home Improvements (not actual title)

    It does sound a bit That's Life. And frankly if my parents wanted a bar in the front room, I would have built them one by now. But not out of lego.
  6. HeidiL

    James May: New Lego & Meccano Engineering Series

    I'm still in touch with some of the lego types, just waiting for one of them who has more disposable cash to report back on what it is. :)
  7. HeidiL

    FG UK South East Meet - BTCC at Brands May 2nd. Up for it?

    Hmm, 250 miles. I think I may already be doing something that weekend though. Will have to check.
  8. HeidiL

    Top Gear demotivators

    What part of him do you think it is, then? ;)
  9. HeidiL

    FinalGear Racing 2010/24 Hours Of LeMons

    This looks like an awful lot of fun, and I may well have nothing better to be doing at the time... but this will also most likely mean I won't have the cash to get there. I do have something of a soft spot for crap cars - my old 205 would have come into the 'under $500' category, but only just...
  10. HeidiL

    Top Gear demotivators

    Kill Clarkson. It's the kindest thing, what with half his head being missing.
  11. HeidiL

    Top Gear demotivators

    Bah. We must campaign to make this happen.
  12. HeidiL

    Top Gear demotivators

    I have to say I'd probably remember to turn the TV on occasionally if there was a show which consisted entirely of Piers falling off things and being punched.
  13. HeidiL

    Top Gear demotivators

    Oh good lord, I was eating.
  14. HeidiL

    The Top Gear Alphabet

    Yes, I'm obsessed.
  15. HeidiL

    James May: New Lego & Meccano Engineering Series

    Yep, I am only ever temporarily a southerner now. Thanks for the link.
  16. HeidiL

    James May: New Lego & Meccano Engineering Series

    Well the blocks weigh about 2 stone each, so... kicking from the inside probably isn't the brightest thing ever.
  17. HeidiL

    James May: New Lego & Meccano Engineering Series

    We'll see how long it is before the local kids succeed in knocking it down on top of themselves... they've been kicking holes in it from the inside, which I repair as soon as they've gone, but sooner or later they're going to make more than a token effort, and get a very heavy surprise.
  18. HeidiL

    James May: New Lego & Meccano Engineering Series

    Wouldn't know where to send them. There's talk of calling the local paper, though...
  19. HeidiL

    James May: New Lego & Meccano Engineering Series

    Not really related, but I've been involved in another building project - The Horwich Igloo Chap from a few doors down started it with his little girl, she got bored, the grown-ups didn't. :)
  20. HeidiL

    Most distracting audience member

    Because IME the good-looking blokes aren't interested in normal things like beer and cars, they're all either dull, psychotic, or both.
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