^ that could actually be quite a good race. I've both driven the Nullarbor and taken the train .. neither is particularly easy. I think they'd need to make it a race from Perth to Sydney (or vice versa) .. both take 3 nights to complete (if one person does all the driving). You'd stick Clarkson in the car. His dislike of camping would mean he would have to plan his days so that he ends up at a motel each night (not an easy feat between Adelaide and Perth). When I drove from Melbourne to Perth, I stayed in Adelaide the first night, Nullarbor the second night, Kalgoorlie the third, which left a 7 hour doddle in to Perth on the 4th day (I couldn't think of any set of stops which wouldn't have made at least one of the days torture). The train is taxing because it moves so slowly ... you look out the window, watch the odd tree trundle past and think "we are never going to get there".