Da Bears are Super Bowl Bound!!!

[teletubby-warrior]

NFC Champs!!!!!

CHI: 39
NO: 14

[NAIDANAC A]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sorry but I wanted Cinderella to win.

[tmbrudy]

Double BOO! The entire state of Louisiana is angry, and we have crazy bayou folk.

[jayjaya29]

So it is

Bears vs. Colts

[Momentum57]

Originally Posted by tmbrudy

and we have crazy bayou folk.

They have the super fans and yes between heart attacks they could kick you ass because they are cold weather hardened, grid iron, war loving, deer stalking, kielbasa killers.

[teletubby-warrior]

Originally Posted by tmbrudy

Double BOO! The entire state of Louisiana is angry, and we have crazy bayou folk.

No whining! The Saints had an amazing season and NO has a very bright future, both on and off the field.

Originally Posted by Momentum57

They have the super fans and yes between heart attacks they could kick you ass because they are cold weather hardened, grid iron, war loving, deer stalking, kielbasa killers.

Early predictions?

[KaJuN]

Originally Posted by teletubby-warrior

Early predictions?

I predict the announcers will never shut up about Peyton Manning. Ever. The entire pregame show, the entire game, and the entire postgame show. Just babbling on about him. Just like they do for every Colts game. It's SO annoying!

[teletubby-warrior]

Originally Posted by KaJuN

I predict the announcers will never shut up about Peyton Manning. Ever. The entire pregame show, the entire game, and the entire postgame show. Just babbling on about him. Just like they do for every Colts game. It's SO annoying!

Luckily for you, the media will almost certainly focus on Grossman's inconsistency for the next couple of weeks.

[TomCat]

Couple awesome games today. I was happy on both of them.

[jeffy777]

Go Colts! I'm originally an Indiana boy

[teletubby-warrior]

[teletubby-warrior]

My kind of town...

[IVIaster]

Originally Posted by KaJuN

I predict the announcers will never shut up about Peyton Manning. Ever. The entire pregame show, the entire game, and the entire postgame show. Just babbling on about him. Just like they do for every Colts game. It's SO annoying!

I always find American football announcers very lazy and dull. Usually talk everything else but about the game.

Go Bears! Go Bears!

I had almost a major hearattack when it looked sure that the TV channel which usually show it here had stop showing it. Thankfully it didnt.

[teletubby-warrior]

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[watisdis]

Have you ever seen a Horse fuck a bear? You will this coming Sunday...

[matt2000]

tom dickinson has something to say about this game

linky

[teletubby-warrior]

Hilarious article... despite all the cheap shots.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...e=gallo/070201

Props to the Super Bowl

By DJ Gallo
Page 2

The Super Bowl is the biggest gambling event on the American sports calendar. People can bet on everything from who will win the game to whether Colts third-string tight end Bryan Fletcher will catch a pass for a two-point conversion.

There are hundreds and hundreds of "prop" bets available to bettors. In reviewing them for my journalistic purposes, I came across some rather interesting ones, which I will share with you below.

(Oh, and by the way, I guarantee Fletcher will catch not just one two-point conversion pass, but 11 of them. It's just a hunch I have. The Colts are going to try to pile on the points, and they will use all of their better players as decoys -- leaving Fletcher wide open on conversion attempt after conversion attempt. Consider it my stone-cold Super Bowl lock.)

The first score of the game will come via:
2-to-1 -- touchdown
3-to-1 -- field goal
20-to-1 -- safety
1,000,000-to-1 -- extra point

Will Rex Grossman leave the game at halftime to attend a Super Bowl party?
1-to-2 -- yes.
2-to-1 -- no.

Total gross passing yards by Rex Grossman:
2-to-1 -- under 150 yards
3-to-1 -- over 150 yards
1-to-1 -- they will all be quite gross and unsightly

Total passing yards by Peyton Manning:
-110 -- over 199.5 yards
-110 -- under 199.5 yards

Total Super Bowl commercials appeared in by Peyton Manning:
-150 -- over 199.5
+130 -- under 199.5

Total penalties by the Chicago Bears
-110 -- over 6.5
-110 -- under 6.5

Total penalties by the Chicago Bears, including in-game arrests of Tank Johnson:
-220 -- over 11.5
+200 -- under 11.5

The Colts player with the most touchdowns will be:
5-to-1 -- Marvin Harrison
5-to-1 -- Reggie Wayne
5-to-1 -- Joseph Addai
2-to-1 -- Jeff Saturday

What will Marvin Harrison register first?
2-to-1 -- touchdown
10-to-1 -- human emotion

Rex Grossman's first pass will be:
2-to-1 -- an incompletion
2-to-1 -- an interception
10-to-1 -- a tipped ball that miraculously finds its way into the arms of a Chicago Bears receiver

Adam Vinatieri will:
3-to-1 -- kick a game-winning field goal
5-to-1 -- miss a game-winning field goal to give Peyton Manning and the Colts the loss, thereby cementing his legendary status in New England

A moment of silence will be held before the game to remember:
2-to-1 -- Barbaro
5-to-1 -- some player's goldfish that died
2-to-1 -- anyone that Tank Johnson may have shot during pregame

Will Peyton Manning actually run a play called by Colts offensive coordinator Tom Moore just to make the old man feel like he serves some sort of purpose on the team?
+500 -- yes
-550 -- no

Will Ricky Manning Jr. fire up the Bears with a pregame speech in which he dresses up a nerd to look like Peyton Manning and then beats the nerd to death with a laptop?
+300 -- yes
-330 -- no

Will Billy Joel get drunk and run over a player on the way to the stadium to sing the national anthem?
+400 -- yes
Off the board -- no

Will Edgerrin James spend the game silently weeping, stopping only to blow his nose into his cash?
-300 yes
+330 -- no

Mike Vanderjagt will spend the game:
2-to-1 -- listening to 98 Degrees
2-to-1 -- getting his tips frosted
2-to-1 -- getting wasted on some wine coolers and Zima

Will a wardrobe malfunction during the halftime show result in Prince baring his chest, titillating many viewers who believe he is a woman?
+200 -- yes
-220 -- no

Will Tank Johnson be pulled aside in the pregame by an NFL uniform code representative to remove the bullet bandolier from across his chest?
+300 -- yes
-330 -- no

Will Dallas Clark be crushed going across the middle with an awesome hit that will be replayed over and over from various angles?
+300 -- yes
-330 -- no

Will Peyton Manning win the Super Bowl, thereby ruining every good "Peyton Manning is a choker who can't win the big game" joke that has worked wonderfully for more than a decade … thereby exponentially increasing the number of Eli Manning jokes told throughout the world?
-110 -- yes
-110 -- no

Win or lose, will Kyle Orton dump a cooler of Jim Beam on Lovie Smith and then drink the runoff?
-200 -- yes
+220 -- no

The story line referenced the most by the game broadcast crew will be:
5-to-1 -- Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy as the first African-American head coaches in a Super Bowl
5-to-1 -- the inconsistency of Rex Grossman
5-to-1 -- Peyton Manning trying to win his first Super Bowl
2-to-1 -- Jerome Bettis not being from Miami
2-to-1 -- something about Terrell Owens
1-to-1 -- how the game perfectly relates to the outstanding new shows the network will be debuting

Will a Bear #!^* in the woods?
-200 -- yes
+220 -- no

[teletubby-warrior]

Some of the decorations throughout the city:






And last, but not least...



One day left!!!!!

[IVIaster]

Oh yeay cant wait to stay up from 1:00 am to 5:00 am!

[TomCat]

They have WAAAYYY too many pre-game shows.