Jeremy Clarkson For Prime Minister

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Around 55,000 facebook members signed up to this group as a result there is a petition on Downing Streets new e-petitions site. If you think it would e a good idea for JC to run for PM then visit http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson

Name: Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister

Type: Common Interest - Politics

Description: Clarkson is as close to a God that any mere mortal will get. His straight forward no nonsense attitude would make our country great once more.Tony Parsons described him as "a dazzling hero of political incorrectness". From punching Piers Morgan in the face on a Concorde to claiming that German Sat Nav takes you straight to Poland. From spending £450 on Russian night vision goggles to help him kill a troublesome fox to being chauffeured around London on May Day in the hope of finding and joining a riot we can all relate to him.

Clarkson quotes:

"The only person to look good in the back of a four seater convertable was Hitler"

Health and Safety Officer: "What would happen if a cameraman were to slip over?"
Clarkson: "Well, he'd probably have to stand back up again"

My favourite on his new DVD goes something along the lines of, "This car is rather like Herpes. Great fun catching it, not so much fun living with it!"

Clarkson also defended Camilla Parker-Bowles "People often criticise her because she's approaching 60, but they forget that Princess Diana was approaching 120 when she went into that tunnel." He also remarked that Camilla's personal make up artist was known as "Ken the plasterer".

Prime Minister, we salute you.

Here is a possible cabinet and list of allied political figures. Opinions and recommendations are much appreciated.

PM - Jeremy Clarkson
Chancellor of the Exchequer - James May
Foreign Sec - Richard Hammond
Home Sec - Hugh Laurie
Deputy PM - Hugh Grant
Trans Sec - The Stig
Health Sec - Jonathan Ross
Education Sec - Stephen Fry
Defence Sec - Boris Johnson
Trade Sec - Simon Cowell
Culture Sec - Peter Kay
Excise and Customs - Charles Kennedy (obviously)
UN Rep - Michael Palin
NATO Permanent Rep - Gordon Ramsey
Head of BoE - John Cleese
Policy Coordinator - Stephen Merchant
Minister to EU - Rowan Atkinson

For a guide to the ideals of the future PM, please read "The World According to Clarkson" - both volumes.

WE HAVE A REPLY

Fellow Clarksonites, I have in my hand a piece of paper (well email). Although not from the man himself, it is a start and at least he is aware of the support... it reads as follows:

Ed

Jeremy has asked me to thank you and the members of the group so much for your letter, we are all surprised that so many people think Jeremy should be Prime Minister!

Thanks so much for taking the time to write

Lucinda McFarlane
PA to Jeremy Clarkson

URGENT ACTION REQUIRED

Nation, one of our members has started a petition. It actually takes less than five minutes to complete and if we all sign, has the potential to be one of the largest petitions of recent years. Here is the link,

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson/


And on that bombshell.

[mgkdk]

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[Kowalski]

Hello and Welcome to Finalgear.

I posted a similar thread not that long ago.

Here it is: http://forums.finalgear.com/showthre...light=minister

Once again, Welcome and enjoy your stay on the Finalgear.



Oh bugger! I just sounded like a bloody hotel attendant!

[swek]

Repost it seems.