The Funny Forum Quotes thread

[toma_alimosh]

I had no idea you could get plastered off breastmilk...

I found this funny.

[KaJuN]

Ah the joys of owning a British-made vehicle. The jokes write themselves!

[powah]

I don't really want this thread to die, so...

<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> We are the knights who say..... Ni!
<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> We are the knights who say..... Ni!
<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni!
<Pabl0z> LameBot, ni
<LameBot> We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[Quiky]

I don't really want this thread to die, so...

Lame. Majorly lame.

[Jacobfox]

There's basically no chance this one will die...the mafia thread however...

[jakifirbec]

There's basically no chance this one will die...the mafia thread however...

There there. It won't die, just maybe too many people to go along smoothly. It will take another day or so, and some more casualties, so we can make some conclusions about who is who.
Or you can take some drastic measures again...

[Jacobfox]

Can't do that...I forgot to bring the list of who's who on my trip to japan.

[thedguy]

Yeah... my RX8 had its engine blown. I'm waiting for a new one from Japan. In the mean time, they gave me a V6 Mustang.

so what happened?

He fried the piston rings. Granny shifting; not double clutching like he should...

[IceBone]

I heard it was the overheadcams that snapped.

[FATMOUSE]

http://forums.finalgear.com/off-topic/best-cure-for-the-munchies-food-thread-24406/

Do you guys ever get so delusionally hungry, that you crave the weirdest things (like a pregnant woman)?

I love this quote when it is taken out of context.

[IceBone]

I've often craved pregnant women, yes. XD

[teeb]

I think the song had homosexual overtones, and was sung in a manner befitting negro culture and its "music". This deeply offends me. Why has this country degenerated so, to the point where the liberals, gays, and immigrants have the right to sing our anthem, in their way, and in public, no less?

Oh no! The liberals are singing the national anthem!

Oh no! The people who have chosen to move to our country, for a better quality of life, are singing the national anthem!

Mainly this post is amusing because of the daftness of the poster. And also his failure to grasp both the ideas of 'cover versions', and 'artistic interpretation'.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Oh no! The liberals are singing the national anthem!

Oh no! The people who have chosen to move to our country, for a better quality of life, are singing the national anthem!

Mainly this post is amusing because of the daftness of the poster. And also his failure to grasp both the ideas of 'cover versions', and 'artistic interpretation'.

Your post is amusing because your sarcasm detector is broken. Fail.

[Austere]

Your post is amusing because your sarcasm detector is broken. Fail.

pohwned.

[D-Fence]

[23:00] * Derek (Derek@has.no.car) Quit (services.finalgear.com (Too many invalid passwords))
[23:00] * Derek (Derek@fg-1AA1DC4B.cable.wanadoo.nl) has joined #gear
[23:00] * FinalGear sets mode: +v Derek
[23:00] <+Derek> oO
[23:00] <&Adunaphel> Derek: ufail
[23:00] <+D-Fence> derek got owned
[23:00] <GT-R> lulz
[23:00] <GT-R> phail
[23:00] <GT-R> eic phail
[23:00] <GT-R> peic*
[23:00] <GT-R> epic**
[23:00] <+D-Fence> [23:00] <GT-R> eic phail
[23:00] <+D-Fence> [23:00] <GT-R> peic*
[23:00] <GT-R> fuck
[23:00] <+ElToro>
[23:00] <GT-R> LOL
[23:00] <+Derek> harr
[23:00] <+D-Fence> no need for more words.
[23:01] * GT-R (GTR@65D4731E.66CD01E8.EAB18451.IP) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Derek))
[23:01] <+Derek> aha
[23:01] <+Derek>
[23:01] <+Derek> \o/
[23:01] <+geeman> lulz
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[23:01] <+Derek> XD
[23:01] <GTR> wow
[23:01] <GTR> wtf udo n00b?
[23:01] <GTR> FUCK
[23:02] * GTR is now known as GT-R
[23:02] * +Derek dies laughing
[23:02] <GT-R> ...
[23:02] <GT-R> stfu.
[23:02] <+Derek> XD
[23:02] <@MXM> derek, I didn't catch it the first time
[23:02] <@MXM> repeat please
[23:02] <+Derek> ok
[23:02] <GT-R> OHNOES
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[Blind_Io]

He likes women that looks like men. He probably gets turned on by the site of a woman kicking a guys ass for him (and in the process stealing whats left of his manhood).

Just a thought PB

You do realize that there are many many many excellent places for hiding a body around here, don't you?

[Derek]

I almost forgot about this one:

[12:47] <@MXM2> ice ftl
[12:48] <+Ice> hey, i drive a carisma, that's a given

Edit: You might need a bit of background information on this, Ice defends his Carisma more than anything else. Not sure why he let his guard down on this one.

[IceBone]

</sarcasm>

[Derek]

You're just saying that now.

[IceBone]