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Old January 23rd, 2008, 03:06 AM   #241
 
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I missed another one as well: Why do they only let like 2 blokes over the wall for a pit stop? Are they assuming that the drivers are blind old men and will careen down the pits laying waste to all and sundry on a regular basis? Or are the cars radioactive, meaning that the team have to limit their exposure to the danger meaning that they need to take it in turns? Or is it that it is another 'safety measure' introduced to contrive to make the racing 'more exciting'?
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uh its not just 2 guys. there's a 2 tire men (guys who give and take tires from/to the tire changers), 2 tire changers, a gas man, a catch can man, and a jack man.
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Whatever, they look funny jumping over that wall thingy... kind of like they don't really know what they are doing.
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Changing 4 tires, putting 18 gallons of fuel in the tank, and making chassis adjustments in less than 14 seconds looks like they don't know what they're doing?
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No, jumping over a wall and running around a lot.

That's why I said "Whatever, they look funny jumping over that wall thingy... kind of like they don't really know what they are doing." and not something else.
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So what you really mean to say is that you don't know what they are doing.
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Right... except for that pesky small fact that they know exactly what they're doing and why they're doing it.
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Whatever, they still look funny jumping over that wall thingy... kind of like they don't really know what they are doing.
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Just think of it like football (soccer). Just a bunch of guys running around like they don't know what they're doing.
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Old February 13th, 2008, 11:55 PM   #251
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[18:12] sam-l: In what way?
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Thx, Slycer, I guess I do... have... whatever...
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Well, I thought it was funny when I entered IRC this evening and sam-I was wondering why I got v+'d, glorious MXM reply:


[18:11] MXM: it means buba is better than you now
[18:12] sam-l: In what way?
[18:12] Slycer: longer penis

Thx, Slycer, I guess I do... have... whatever...
It made me laugh, even if it isn't true.

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Old February 18th, 2008, 12:15 AM   #256
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Old February 18th, 2008, 12:25 AM   #257
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