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Old March 5th, 2007, 11:58 AM   #21
 
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^ I assume you mean this one?
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I have such a quotes file as well, most of the chat ones are German, but it has some nice English movie and Usenet quotes from the past


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I think this is supposed to be quotes from other members of the forums.
That was pretty good there.
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