The Funny Forum Quotes thread - Page 20

ESPNSTI · June 18th, 2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by llpc60

thats like comparing hamlets mistake on the last race to kimis mistake on the previous one

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Originally Posted by ESPNSTI

Hamlet???

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Originally Posted by Labcoatguy

To brake or not to brake, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the midfield to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous pundits, or take wide-open throttle against an obvious red light, and by opposing it end my race?

Blind_Io · June 26th, 2008, 09:46 AM

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Ice3G> So... What size drill did you use for this new penis hole?
PunisherBass> it wasn't for a penis
PunisherBass> it was just for a couple screws

BlaRo · June 27th, 2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Polly

I love your country! Hopefully I'll be there soon.

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Originally Posted by ESPNSTI

See now just when you thought you were safe, you got Germans planning to invade.

BlaRo · June 30th, 2008, 05:23 AM

And another one:

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Originally Posted by starfox07

Too late to recommend a fiat x1/9?

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Originally Posted by Spectre

God, you really hate wooflepoof that much???

thedguy · July 4th, 2008, 11:37 PM

swek: The UAW, Mein Kampf, Lenin and Mexico all in one.
swek: I tried to read it.
swek: I got to page 260 [of Mein Kampf]
swek: Think 260 pages of youtube comments

Adunaphel · July 8th, 2008, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by thedguy

The website I got the info from said it was NASCAR. I'm not one that finds identically shaped objects painted different colors going in circles very entertaining. Might as well get drunk while flushing skittles down the toilet, you get the same effect.

Gman333-X-ferrari · July 12th, 2008, 04:55 PM

Some excellent quotes on this page...

LurkerPatrol · July 15th, 2008, 09:31 PM

From a recent thread, I'm referring to Mineworksfine's original post, while Mineworksfine is referring to my post.

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Originally Posted by LurkerPatrol

Yeah I don't really understand the point of this.

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Originally Posted by Mineworksfine

Finally someone sees the point.

Twerp128 · July 15th, 2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Seasonone

Half way through I was thinking of ways I could kill myself in the theater to end it but if you kill yourself you go to hell and I would be worried my hell would be a constant viewing of that movie.

Shawn · July 15th, 2008, 11:48 PM

^ Lurker, know that I love you, but that's not funny.

And now I'm wondering what her mom's actual last name is?

LurkerPatrol · July 15th, 2008, 11:53 PM

Lovenburg

and I'm sorry. I've deleted the post

Lilleput · July 15th, 2008, 11:53 PM

It's Lovebuggy

Edit: BLAST!!

Shawn · July 16th, 2008, 12:03 AM

Ahh, why'd you have to delete it? Now I'm the one who looks like a douchebag.

I'd have quoted, but your quotes would be left out. I miss that feature from the old boards.

LurkerPatrol · July 16th, 2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawn

Ahh, why'd you have to delete it? Now I'm the one who looks like a douchebag.

I'd have quoted, but your quotes would be left out. I miss that feature from the old boards.

Lmao, this was all an elaborate setup so you'd insult twerp128

.

Nah I just didn't want to leave a rotten dead dumb old unfunny quote here that wasn't from the forums to begin with.

Blind_Io · July 18th, 2008, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by KaJuN

I'm usually against the death penalty but for some reason I have an uncontrollable urge to shoot that guy. Partly because of his attitude but mostly because of the way he types.

KaJuN · July 18th, 2008, 07:47 AM

Not only would I rule with an iron fist I would do it while wearing a clown suit and funny shoes.

But really, typing like the guy from that article does has to be violating some clause from the Geneva convention.

LurkerPatrol · July 21st, 2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tone76

Final Gear: We talk bollocks, Wilman listens.

July 4th, 2008, 11:37 PM	#385
thedguy ^ will bore you to death Joined: Jun 18th, 2004 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Under the Counter at McD's Posts: 5,896 Car: 1990 Mazda MX-5 Rep Power: 74	swek: The UAW, Mein Kampf, Lenin and Mexico all in one. swek: I tried to read it. swek: I got to page 260 [of Mein Kampf] swek: Think 260 pages of youtube comments __________________ Last edited by thedguy; July 8th, 2008 at 06:17 PM..

July 12th, 2008, 04:55 PM	#387
Gman333-X-ferrari Joined: Nov 5th, 2006 Last Online: December 11th, 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 2,080 Car: The George "BBQ Spoiler Grille" Foremanator Rep Power: 62	Some excellent quotes on this page... __________________ "Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." - Enzo Ferrari (1898-1988) responding to driver Paul Frère as to why his 250 TR had a limited top speed on the Mulsanne straight at Le Mans - •••

July 15th, 2008, 11:53 PM	#391
LurkerPatrol Joined: Apr 24th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Berkeley & San Diego, California Age: 21 Posts: 1,480 Car: Invisible boatmobile Rep Power: 64	Lovenburg and I'm sorry. I've deleted the post __________________ Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

July 15th, 2008, 11:53 PM	#392
Lilleput Evo-less Joined: Jun 10th, 2005 Last Online: January 6th, 2009 Location: United Kingdom of Denmark Age: 25 Posts: 2,982 Car: Ford S-Max Titanium - 268hp Rep Power: 71	It's Lovebuggy Edit: BLAST!! __________________

July 18th, 2008, 07:47 AM	#396
KaJuN Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: USAF Basic Training Age: 23 Posts: 4,628 Car: Land Rover Discovery, 1980 Yamaha XJ650 Rep Power: 91	Not only would I rule with an iron fist I would do it while wearing a clown suit and funny shoes. But really, typing like the guy from that article does has to be violating some clause from the Geneva convention. __________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ Yes we can! Join my fan club. You know you want a piece of this action! Last edited by KaJuN; July 18th, 2008 at 07:50 AM..

July 15th, 2008, 11:48 PM	#390
Shawn Lexus? Oh shi- Joined: May 26th, 2005 Last Online: 01:30 AM Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 8,774 Car: IS250 RWD Rep Power: 93	^ Lurker, know that I love you, but that's not funny. And now I'm wondering what her mom's actual last name is?

July 16th, 2008, 12:03 AM	#393
Shawn Lexus? Oh shi- Joined: May 26th, 2005 Last Online: 01:30 AM Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 8,774 Car: IS250 RWD Rep Power: 93	Ahh, why'd you have to delete it? Now I'm the one who looks like a douchebag. I'd have quoted, but your quotes would be left out. I miss that feature from the old boards.

July 21st, 2008, 11:22 PM	#398
jayhawk Cigar Smoking Man Joined: Dec 11th, 2005 Last Online: 12:45 AM Location: A-Town, Illinois. Age: 33 Posts: 5,115 Car: MY07 G11 WRX-TR WRB. Rep Power: 91