The Funny Forum Quotes thread

[LurkerPatrol]

Originally Posted by BlaRo

Does this count? It's carbonated.

Originally Posted by BerserkerCatSplat

I've always said they needed a companion drink called Grapenis.

[chaos386]

How to confuse a Finn, Part II:

* You are now known as MXW
* MXW coughs
<MXM> !k MXM coughs back
* FinalGear has kicked MXM from #gear (coughs back (MXM))
* MXM (2@fg-AD9802CE.elisa-laajakaista.fi) has joined #gear
* FinalGear gives channel operator status to MXM
<MXM> hah
<MXM> damn

[wooflepoof]

* TechW melts lesser Tech alphabeticals with the power of W
<TechD> Stiff Weedle is better!
<JT> Tiff - wat a stupid name
* TechX is now known as Raparperi
* TechTech is now known as Clegg
* TechD is now known as D-Fence
* TechK is now known as Kaboon
* TechR is now known as Ruthi[/color]


^thats the power of W

[Jacobfox]

good for you that techZ wasn't there.

[LurkerPatrol]

Originally Posted by jayhawk

Porn for women would be a topless man holding a baby in one arm, flowers in the other, singing a love song and crying all at the same time.

[D-Fence]

Originally Posted by LeMans GTR

I just went to the toilet and found that I was starting to grow pubes...

I'm not sure if I should be scared or happy, either way I'm freaking out.

[toma_alimosh]

^lol, indeed.

[matt2000]

line of things that should be posted on a public forum -> | Your post

[wooflepoof]

my.god.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Hahaha, OMFG.

[lvnproficy]

Haha what really made me laugh is what was posted a couple posts down

Originally Posted by Derek

Oh wait, no, shi-!

[Adunaphel]

Originally Posted by D-Fence on IRC

11:10 <&Adunaphel> D-Fence: what did you break?
11:10 <+D-Fence> fuses, lightbulbs
11:10 <+D-Fence> and I got a engine error
11:10 <+D-Fence> my battery is probably dead again too
11:11 <+D-Fence> need to jump start it again
11:11 <+D-Fence> it was a faulty wiring
11:11 <+D-Fence> in the whole radio/handsfree/ipod charger thing
11:11 <+D-Fence> and during fixing it some fuses blew
11:12 <+D-Fence> it was my friends fault
11:13 <+D-Fence> he cut a cable to re-connect it and a bit of cut cable fell into the cigarette igniter thingy and short circuited
11:13 <+D-Fence> blew several 15A fuses

[D-Fence]

yeah -.- just quote the rest:

11:13] <&Adunaphel> that is incredible fail
[11:13] <+D-Fence> yes it is.
[11:13] <+D-Fence> he got a punch for it
[11:14] <+D-Fence> best thing is, this guy is studying electro technics and informatics
[11:14] <@MXM2> make him fix it
[11:14] <+D-Fence> better not.
[11:14] <+D-Fence> I can't tell what he will break then

[LurkerPatrol]

Originally Posted by wooflepoof

Hot, wet, bitter aftertaste and may be linked with cancer. Yup, sounds like the sex I'd be having

[Adunaphel]

12:06 <+jensked> when you start young enough, everything is easy

That coming from a Belgian makes it even worse

[D-Fence]

This is why we love #gear

[15:04] <Ice> when i was drinking with kozmus he told me he eats 12000 kilocalories a day
[15:04] <+D-Fence> kozmus?
[15:04] <+D-Fence>
[15:04] <Ice> that's 6x the normal
[15:04] <Ice> yes, our guy that just won gold in hammer throw
[15:04] <+D-Fence> kotz-muss?
[15:04] <+D-Fence> (that means "have to puke" in german)
[15:04] <Ice> z as in piza
[15:04] <Ice> pisa
[15:05] <Ice> actually
[15:05] <Ice> hold on
[15:05] <Ice> you know the russian word kozmos
[15:05] <Ice> how THEY pronounce it
[15:05] <+Tim0r> ESSEN DIE SCHEISSE
[15:05] <Ice> not the tz sound like you people
[15:05] <@MXM> there's no russian word kozmos
[15:05] <Ice> who even put it in mazda, ffs
[15:05] <@MXM> there's kosmos
[15:05] <Ice> fine fine
[15:05] <Ice> but they pronounce it with a z sound
[15:06] <@MXM> not really
[15:06] <Ice> yes really
[15:07] <Ice> but that's beside the point. my point was that he eats 6x as much as any other person
[15:07] <Ice> that's where the energy comes from
[15:08] <@MXM> you're still wrong, whether it's your point or not :p
[15:08] <&Adunaphel> you are all wrong
[15:08] <Ice> no, you
[15:08] <&Adunaphel> because this is the internet
[15:09] <@MXM> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0%BE%D1%81.ogg
[15:08] <+D-Fence> a day in #gear
[15:09] <@MXM> if that's z you need your ears checked
[15:11] <Ice> MXM: different accent then
[15:11] <@MXM> slovenian accent of speaking russian?
[15:12] <&Adunaphel> IN SOVIET SLOVENIA, RUSSIAN SPEAKS YOU

[15:12] <@MXM> D-Fence, now Shawn or BCS will say that you and your unfunny irc quotes suck and there's not place for them on forum

I am waiting for it boys

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally Posted by D-Fence

I am waiting for it boys

If you want. Hell, IRC or not, "Soviet Russia" jokes were played out a year ago.

[Adunaphel]

Originally Posted by BerserkerCatSplat

If you want. Hell, IRC or not, "Soviet Russia" jokes were played out a year ago.

Very true, but when directed at ice, you're going to get an hour long recital on the history of Slovenia and how it never was soviet, which is just funny.