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Old March 11th, 2007, 09:20 PM   #41
 
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I nominate this one. It even proved to be good sig material.
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my eyes rolled so far up into my head that they've gone all the way around and now I have a headache and must drive my car(using gas) to the store(lighted up very brightly) and buy aspirin, meaning that more aspirin will need to be ordered and shipped.

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[17:20] Derek: I think I just swallowed a fly
[17:20] Derek: brb
[17:22] Derek: hmmm
[17:22] Derek: whatever it was
[17:22] Derek: it was pretty salty
[17:23] Tim0r: Derek: must've been sperm :<
[17:23] Derek: how'd you know sperm is salty Tim0r? D:
[17:23] D-Fence: so Tim0r......where do you know from how sperm tastes

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^ that emoticon is perfectly appropriate for someone...who just found out what $p3rm tastes like.
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Why do you type "sperm" that way? Technically it would be "semen" not "sperm." Sperm are just the cells that fertilize the egg, semen is the sperm and the sugar-rich fluid that keeps them alive.

I remember way too much from my Human Sexuality Class, one would think they would teach something useful, like how to find a sane girlfriend.
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Why do you type "sperm" that way? Technically it would be "semen" not "sperm." Sperm are just the cells that fertilize the egg, semen is the sperm and the sugar-rich fluid that keeps them alive.

I remember way too much from my Human Sexuality Class, one would think they would teach something useful, like how to find a sane girlfriend.
With that post, I'm surprised you could find a girlfriend in the first place.
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That's not the only thing I learned in that class. You might be surprised at what a little knowledge of human anatomy can do, especially if you combine that knowledge with neurochemistry.
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