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Old March 11th, 2007, 9:20 PM   #41
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I nominate this one. It even proved to be good sig material. images/smilies/tongue.gif
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Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^
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D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^

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Old March 12th, 2007, 3:57 AM   #45
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my eyes rolled so far up into my head that they've gone all the way around and now I have a headache and must drive my car(using gas) to the store(lighted up very brightly) and buy aspirin, meaning that more aspirin will need to be ordered and shipped.

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basic html? sarcasm isn't a html tag, if anything it would be an xml tag.
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Jeez...lighten up. Mr. Sensitive. Pretty soon we won't even be able to laught about the Holocaust anymore...

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Vee are ze vuns asking ze kvestions avound here!
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Old April 22nd, 2007, 4:21 PM   #51
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[17:20] Derek: I think I just swallowed a fly images/smilies/mellow.gif
[17:20] Derek: brb
[17:22] Derek: hmmm
[17:22] Derek: whatever it was
[17:22] Derek: it was pretty salty images/smilies/mellow.gif
[17:23] Tim0r: Derek: must've been sperm :<
[17:23] Derek: how'd you know sperm is salty Tim0r? D:
[17:23] D-Fence: so Tim0r......where do you know from how sperm tastes
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Why do you type "sperm" that way? Technically it would be "semen" not "sperm." Sperm are just the cells that fertilize the egg, semen is the sperm and the sugar-rich fluid that keeps them alive.

I remember way too much from my Human Sexuality Class, one would think they would teach something useful, like how to find a sane girlfriend.
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Why do you type "sperm" that way? Technically it would be "semen" not "sperm." Sperm are just the cells that fertilize the egg, semen is the sperm and the sugar-rich fluid that keeps them alive.

I remember way too much from my Human Sexuality Class, one would think they would teach something useful, like how to find a sane girlfriend.
With that post, I'm surprised you could find a girlfriend in the first place. images/smilies/tease.gif
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That's not the only thing I learned in that class. You might be surprised at what a little knowledge of human anatomy can do, especially if you combine that knowledge with neurochemistry.
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That's not the only thing I learned in that class. You might be surprised at what a little knowledge of human anatomy can do, especially if you combine that knowledge with neurochemistry.
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like how to find a sane girlfriend.
Well, there's your problem right there. Those don't exist.


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