The Funny Forum Quotes thread

[chaos386]

You'd think that only the sperm cells would be called semen, since that's a synonim for seed.

No, that makes sense. A seed carries with it protection and nourishment for the cells inside, much like semen.

[IceBone]

ah, ok, makes sense like that, yes.

[chaos386]

Still cooler than any Euro supercar.

Just don´t feed the troll.

You are the troll my friend but I thought we were over this? Don't just give up when things get a little tough.

No, YOU're a towel.

What? Ok, you're a beach towel.

+ "The reference jetsetter missed" via YouTube

I normally don't make fun of other members here, but jetsetter, that was just too damn funny not to post here!

[Jacobfox]

Hahahaha. That is a great episode of south park, oprah's vage holding her hostage ftw.

[American TG Man]

Here are a couple from a fairly recent forum about an automatic-equiped Porsche Boxster being hit by a chicken.

EWWWW!.....



AN AUTOMATIC!!!!

And from Blayde

And... from Blind_Io, again...

COCKS DRIVE HIT PORSCHES!

[mgkdk]

This was too good to pass up

I like boobies.

So do I!!

Me too!

Boobies FTW.

[bone]

you forgot one

I have boobies

....what was that smiley about worthless without pics?

[No Boss]

I never knew this existed... oh man, it's like I found a new favorite bar.

[CBuck03]

haha... wow i didn't realize you guys had so much times on your hands to make a thread of FinalGear Quotes.

[bone]

replied to the invetion of the IDE-belt

I actually won't be impressed unless they come up with a wireless belt.

made me laugh out loud

[jayhawk]

In regards that the next Corvette may drop its transverse leaf springs:

Oh no, is this the end of FinalGear.com? Whatever will people discuss now?

Items on the agenda for next week:

-Which car looks slightly similar to which recently released model
-Post your contents of your wallet
-Post your slightly amusing cat photo with hilariously misspelled phrase
-Continuation of the argument that the Veyron does more than simply go fast in a straight line
-Random abuse at all GM and FoMoCo products

Magnet, you are on a roll!

[nomix]

Jay, please don't forget some bashing of 60s American Muscle cars for handling like 60s cars.

[Blayde]

Bump, wonder why this, of all threads, died. there is so much of funny:

I tried to make some artsy-fartsy photo but it came out lame

Actually your composition is good, you just need to override your auto-focus so the toaster is in focus and the plant isn't.

[cdbob]

Wow we should put some of the zoom thread stuff on here.

[jayhawk]

In regards to the Polar Episode, regarding that they trained for it, this person got a little carried away.

DID U SEE THE PENIS IN THAT EP

[American TG Man]

Random Thoughts thread, page 150...

I JUST WENT TO A FREE CONCERT AT PIER 39! I STOOD IN FRONT OF THE STAGE AND NOW I CAN'T HEAR A BLOODY THING!

WHAT DID YOU SAY??

ZOMG!!!!! WE MUST ALL BE BLIND TOO!

[jayhawk]

[nomix]

Good times, good times.

[mgkdk]

If it has boobs i'd hit it. Ugliness depends on the amount of beer consumption and availability.

So what i've read from your post is that you will have sex with anything that has boobs. So if a fat guy walks up to you, and has huge man boobs you'll still have sex with him!

if i'm drunk enough....probably.
Still i'd have to be really really drunk.

[American TG Man]