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    Quote Originally Posted by IceBone View Post
    You'd think that only the sperm cells would be called semen, since that's a synonim for seed.
    No, that makes sense. A seed carries with it protection and nourishment for the cells inside, much like semen.

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    ah, ok, makes sense like that, yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetsetter View Post
    Still cooler than any Euro supercar.
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    Just don´t feed the troll.
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    You are the troll my friend but I thought we were over this? Don't just give up when things get a little tough.
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    No, YOU're a towel.
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    What? Ok, you're a beach towel.
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    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.


    I normally don't make fun of other members here, but jetsetter, that was just too damn funny not to post here!

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    Hahahaha. That is a great episode of south park, oprah's vage holding her hostage ftw.
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    Here are a couple from a fairly recent forum about an automatic-equiped Porsche Boxster being hit by a chicken.

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    AN AUTOMATIC!!!!
    And from Blayde

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    And... from Blind_Io, again...

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    COCKS DRIVE HIT PORSCHES!
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    This was too good to pass up

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    I like boobies.
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    So do I!!
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    Me too!
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    Boobies FTW.
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    you forgot one

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    I have boobies
    ....what was that smiley about worthless without pics?

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    I never knew this existed... oh man, it's like I found a new favorite bar.
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    haha... wow i didn't realize you guys had so much times on your hands to make a thread of FinalGear Quotes.
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    replied to the invetion of the IDE-belt

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    I actually won't be impressed unless they come up with a wireless belt.
    made me laugh out loud

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    In regards that the next Corvette may drop its transverse leaf springs:
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    Oh no, is this the end of FinalGear.com? Whatever will people discuss now?

    Items on the agenda for next week:

    -Which car looks slightly similar to which recently released model
    -Post your contents of your wallet
    -Post your slightly amusing cat photo with hilariously misspelled phrase
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    Magnet, you are on a roll!
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    Jay, please don't forget some bashing of 60s American Muscle cars for handling like 60s cars.
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    Bump, wonder why this, of all threads, died. there is so much of funny:

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    I tried to make some artsy-fartsy photo but it came out lame
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    Actually your composition is good, you just need to override your auto-focus so the toaster is in focus and the plant isn't.
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    Wow we should put some of the zoom thread stuff on here.
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    In regards to the Polar Episode, regarding that they trained for it, this person got a little carried away.
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    DID U SEE THE PENIS IN THAT EP
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    Random Thoughts thread, page 150...
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    I JUST WENT TO A FREE CONCERT AT PIER 39! I STOOD IN FRONT OF THE STAGE AND NOW I CAN'T HEAR A BLOODY THING!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakifirbec View Post
    If it has boobs i'd hit it. Ugliness depends on the amount of beer consumption and availability.
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    So what i've read from your post is that you will have sex with anything that has boobs. So if a fat guy walks up to you, and has huge man boobs you'll still have sex with him!
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    if i'm drunk enough....probably.
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