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Old August 8th, 2007, 03:57 PM   #81
 
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For those who are unaware, can you point out where Tasmania is?

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Damn mainland losers hahaha Less of you down here less of you clogging up the best roads in Australia
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Great article. He makes me proud to be Australian.
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YOU'RE TASMANIAN!
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*sniff* no love......
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^ 'cept for your sister.

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Haha SNAP!!! I'll pay that one.....except she doesn't exist.
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Old August 13th, 2007, 11:08 PM   #83
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