Kill a dream

thedguy · February 24th, 2008, 09:57 AM

Basically you're like the Devil from the movie Bedazzled. Someone wishes for anything and you can grant it, but you have to sabotage it. You can have as many wishes as you like, but only 1 per post, and you have to ruin someone/anyone elses wish.

Example: Someone wishes to be President of the US. Make him JFK driving through Dallas.

I'll start with an easy one. I wish I could get all my gas/petrol free.

edit: One hole in the rules I'd like to mention, anyone can grant and kill any wish even if it's already been done.

/waits for thread to fail miserably.

KaJuN · February 24th, 2008, 11:11 AM

Hey this sounds like it could be fun!

Granted! But there's a giant asteroid two days away from hitting Earth.

I wish I had a jet pack.

vegasrebel29 · February 24th, 2008, 11:49 AM

Granted! But it's illegal due to CO2 emissions and therefore you'll only end up using it to escape the clutches of Dennis Kucinich's mean greens.

I wish to be the little girl.

Adunaphel · February 24th, 2008, 12:35 PM

Granted, but Marc Dutroux's right around the corner.

I wish i had my own LMES racing team.

Punisher Bass · February 24th, 2008, 02:28 PM

Granted! But, a story has just broken that all your drivers are pedophiles. Your reputation is damaged beyond repair and your team is now worthless.

I wish I was in charge of Buick.

MXM · February 24th, 2008, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punisher Bass

I wish I was in charge of Buick.

Anything else has to be added here?...

D-Fence · February 24th, 2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punisher Bass

I wish I was in charge of Buick.

Granted. But America now requires that all new cars manage to go round a curvy 10km obstacle course in the time of an Elise +1 minute.

I wish I had diplomatic immunity.

Punisher Bass · February 24th, 2008, 02:40 PM

Granted! But the criminal who ends up mugging you doesn't care and shoots you in the head.

I wish I had a Buick GNX.

vikiradTG2007 · February 24th, 2008, 02:44 PM

Granted... but you'll get too much understeer in it and you'll see the tree that kills you in that case.

I wish I were the Stig.

Punisher Bass · February 24th, 2008, 02:46 PM

Granted! But now you're forced to live in a tree and eat used tires.

I wish I had a wish that no one could be able to screw with.

KaJuN · February 24th, 2008, 02:52 PM

Granted! But you're now the sole-surviving human and nobody can screw with your wish...because they've all turned into zombies.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener! That is what I'd truly like to be!

Punisher Bass · February 24th, 2008, 02:55 PM

Granted! But now you'll be captured by a Weight Watchers convention before getting eaten alive.

I wish I had a rep level like Quiky's.

chaos386 · February 24th, 2008, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punisher Bass

Granted! But now you'll be captured by a Weight Watchers convention before getting eaten alive.

I wish I had a rep level like Quiky's.

Granted! But now you're banned for challenging the big Q.

I wish someone would ruin this wish.

vikiradTG2007 · February 24th, 2008, 03:44 PM

Granted. But Fate can ruin any wish at any time.

I wish I could eat some flying fish.

IceBone · February 24th, 2008, 03:48 PM

Granted, but then you fall in love and marry Britney Spears.

I wish i could fly.

American TG Man · February 24th, 2008, 05:09 PM

Granted! But you are also cursed to eternally fail to miss the ground.

I wish I was God.

IceBone · February 24th, 2008, 05:33 PM

Granted, but you're gunned down by the Saint of Killers after 5 minutes.

I wish the person after me can't think of a way to sabotage my wish.

BlaRo · February 24th, 2008, 05:40 PM

Granted! But you were only able to get one wish to save your life, and you wasted it on that. Now you're dead.

I wish I had a big tub of ice cream.

Adunaphel · February 24th, 2008, 05:43 PM

Granted, but it's diarrhea flavour.

I wish my Merc was fixed.

February 24th, 2008, 09:57 AM	#1
thedguy ^ will bore you to death Joined: Jun 18th, 2004 Last Online: 04:04 AM Location: Under the Counter at McD's Posts: 5,898 Car: 1990 Mazda MX-5 Rep Power: 74	Kill a dream Basically you're like the Devil from the movie Bedazzled. Someone wishes for anything and you can grant it, but you have to sabotage it. You can have as many wishes as you like, but only 1 per post, and you have to ruin someone/anyone elses wish. Example: Someone wishes to be President of the US. Make him JFK driving through Dallas. I'll start with an easy one. I wish I could get all my gas/petrol free. edit: One hole in the rules I'd like to mention, anyone can grant and kill any wish even if it's already been done. /waits for thread to fail miserably. Last edited by thedguy; February 24th, 2008 at 08:18 PM..

February 24th, 2008, 11:11 AM	#2
KaJuN Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: USAF Basic Training Age: 23 Posts: 4,628 Car: Land Rover Discovery, 1980 Yamaha XJ650 Rep Power: 91	Hey this sounds like it could be fun! Granted! But there's a giant asteroid two days away from hitting Earth. I wish I had a jet pack. __________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ Yes we can! Join my fan club. You know you want a piece of this action!

February 24th, 2008, 11:49 AM	#3
vegasrebel29 Joined: Mar 18th, 2007 Last Online: 05:56 AM Location: Las Vegas Age: 21 Posts: 684 Car: Chevrolet Silverado Rep Power: 23	Granted! But it's illegal due to CO2 emissions and therefore you'll only end up using it to escape the clutches of Dennis Kucinich's mean greens. I wish to be the little girl. __________________

February 24th, 2008, 12:35 PM	#4
Adunaphel Global Moderator Joined: Jan 18th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: [ˈne:dərlɑnt] Age: 29 Posts: 3,597 Car: 1990 Mercedes-Benz 190E (W201) Rep Power: 67	Granted, but Marc Dutroux's right around the corner. I wish i had my own LMES racing team. __________________ 01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01000111

February 24th, 2008, 02:28 PM	#5
Punisher Bass Resident Buick Ninja Joined: Feb 25th, 2007 Last Online: 12:23 AM Location: St Louis, MO Age: 24 Posts: 1,304 Car: 98 Buick Park Avenue Ultra Rep Power: 39	Granted! But, a story has just broken that all your drivers are pedophiles. Your reputation is damaged beyond repair and your team is now worthless. I wish I was in charge of Buick. __________________ Mighty Buick Of Destruction

February 24th, 2008, 02:40 PM	#8
Punisher Bass Resident Buick Ninja Joined: Feb 25th, 2007 Last Online: 12:23 AM Location: St Louis, MO Age: 24 Posts: 1,304 Car: 98 Buick Park Avenue Ultra Rep Power: 39	Granted! But the criminal who ends up mugging you doesn't care and shoots you in the head. I wish I had a Buick GNX. __________________ Mighty Buick Of Destruction

February 24th, 2008, 02:44 PM	#9
vikiradTG2007 Joined: Feb 8th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Cluj-Napoca, Romania Age: 17 Posts: 2,995 Car: (as soon as I get my license) 2001 Focus 1.8D Rep Power: 33	Granted... but you'll get too much understeer in it and you'll see the tree that kills you in that case. I wish I were the Stig. __________________ BRING BACK THE 3.5 L V12 ENGINES TO F1!!!!! "Racing at Le Mans is the equivalent of cramming an entire Grand Prix season in 24 hours." (Martin Brundle) The history of F1 engine awesomeness: one engine model, 155 GP wins over 18 distinguished years of activity. Mika Hakkinen is the Stig...

February 24th, 2008, 02:46 PM	#10
Punisher Bass Resident Buick Ninja Joined: Feb 25th, 2007 Last Online: 12:23 AM Location: St Louis, MO Age: 24 Posts: 1,304 Car: 98 Buick Park Avenue Ultra Rep Power: 39	Granted! But now you're forced to live in a tree and eat used tires. I wish I had a wish that no one could be able to screw with. __________________ Mighty Buick Of Destruction

February 24th, 2008, 02:52 PM	#11
KaJuN Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: USAF Basic Training Age: 23 Posts: 4,628 Car: Land Rover Discovery, 1980 Yamaha XJ650 Rep Power: 91	Granted! But you're now the sole-surviving human and nobody can screw with your wish...because they've all turned into zombies. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener! That is what I'd truly like to be! __________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ Yes we can! Join my fan club. You know you want a piece of this action! Last edited by KaJuN; February 24th, 2008 at 02:56 PM.. Reason: better wording rules!

February 24th, 2008, 02:55 PM	#12
Punisher Bass Resident Buick Ninja Joined: Feb 25th, 2007 Last Online: 12:23 AM Location: St Louis, MO Age: 24 Posts: 1,304 Car: 98 Buick Park Avenue Ultra Rep Power: 39	Granted! But now you'll be captured by a Weight Watchers convention before getting eaten alive. I wish I had a rep level like Quiky's. __________________ Mighty Buick Of Destruction

February 24th, 2008, 03:44 PM	#14
vikiradTG2007 Joined: Feb 8th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Cluj-Napoca, Romania Age: 17 Posts: 2,995 Car: (as soon as I get my license) 2001 Focus 1.8D Rep Power: 33	Granted. But Fate can ruin any wish at any time. I wish I could eat some flying fish. __________________ BRING BACK THE 3.5 L V12 ENGINES TO F1!!!!! "Racing at Le Mans is the equivalent of cramming an entire Grand Prix season in 24 hours." (Martin Brundle) The history of F1 engine awesomeness: one engine model, 155 GP wins over 18 distinguished years of activity. Mika Hakkinen is the Stig...

February 24th, 2008, 03:48 PM	#15
IceBone Gulf Livery Rules Joined: Jan 14th, 2007 Last Online: 01:39 AM Location: Slovenistan Age: 24 Posts: 6,890 Car: Mitsubishi Carisma GDI Rep Power: 74	Granted, but then you fall in love and marry Britney Spears. I wish i could fly. __________________ The Mitsubishop of Natural Aspiraton

February 24th, 2008, 05:09 PM	#16
American TG Man Banned By Request Joined: Feb 19th, 2007 Last Online: 01:58 AM Location: Lafayette, PRNJ, Amerikistan Age: 17 Posts: 1,912 Car: None... :'c LFS Status: Rep Power: 25	Granted! But you are also cursed to eternally fail to miss the ground. I wish I was God. __________________ The things one must have in life:1)anonymity 2)floppy hair 3)a taste for cardboard 4)POWERRR!!!! Robert Kubica and BMW-Sauber for 2009... (Just you wait...) DSRacing status: Filling in the giant footprints around the shop... Join the second round of the FinalGear Wacky Races!

February 24th, 2008, 05:33 PM	#17
IceBone Gulf Livery Rules Joined: Jan 14th, 2007 Last Online: 01:39 AM Location: Slovenistan Age: 24 Posts: 6,890 Car: Mitsubishi Carisma GDI Rep Power: 74	Granted, but you're gunned down by the Saint of Killers after 5 minutes. I wish the person after me can't think of a way to sabotage my wish. __________________ The Mitsubishop of Natural Aspiraton

February 24th, 2008, 05:40 PM	#18
BlaRo Joined: Aug 18th, 2005 Last Online: 12:11 AM Location: MA Age: 21 Posts: 8,922 Car: 1997 Yamaha Seca II, 1976 Honda CB550F Rep Power: 132	Granted! But you were only able to get one wish to save your life, and you wasted it on that. Now you're dead. I wish I had a big tub of ice cream. __________________ When squids attack!

February 24th, 2008, 05:43 PM	#19
Adunaphel Global Moderator Joined: Jan 18th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: [ˈne:dərlɑnt] Age: 29 Posts: 3,597 Car: 1990 Mercedes-Benz 190E (W201) Rep Power: 67	Granted, but it's diarrhea flavour. I wish my Merc was fixed. __________________