You know you... - Page 3

KaJuN · August 17th, 2008, 11:59 PM

...your guest appearance consists of beaming down with members of the main crew to Ulicron Four, home of the flesh-eating vine plant.

You know you're going to regret that second bratwurst when...

Cobol74 · August 18th, 2008, 12:20 AM

She complains about the stretching pain a lot, and says "never again".

You know that you have the wrong job when. ...

mclarensmps · August 18th, 2008, 02:35 AM

... you complain about the stretching pain a lot, and say "never again". (haha sorry, i had to)

You know you might just be a warewolf when...

Adunaphel · August 18th, 2008, 08:36 AM

...you misspell 'werewolf'

You know your car uses too much fuel when...

vikiradTG2007 · August 18th, 2008, 08:39 AM

... when you start to realize that you have to stop at a petrol station more often than Jezza had to stop when he was driving his Ford GT.

You know you hate football (soccer for the Americans) when...

KaJuN · August 18th, 2008, 02:43 PM

...when the vehicle you drive is known as a Chelsea Tractor.

You know your country sucks in the Olympics when...

Adunaphel · August 18th, 2008, 02:47 PM

...at some point in time Zimbabwe has more medals than you (yup, saturday night, Zimbabwe had more medals than The Netherlands)

You know you should be a home sleeping when...

Homer_Bart · August 18th, 2008, 02:58 PM

the weather is just right.

You know your girl is cheating on you when...

Dsemaj · August 18th, 2008, 03:26 PM

...you find another man's dick in her vagina.

You know you've gone way too far and lack a sense of humor when..

LurkerPatrol · August 19th, 2008, 01:12 AM

you respond with "you find another man's dick in her vagina". images/smilies/mellow.gif

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You know you should punch the window of the ferrari parked next to you, hotwire it and drive away when...

*Jk man

mclarensmps · August 19th, 2008, 02:15 AM

... you're a mclaren fan and the place you're taking the long drive is a short pier.

You know it's a bad idea to stand in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm when...

Zesty · August 19th, 2008, 10:53 AM

...you're suddenly far away from the middle of the field you were standing in - and your ass is on fire.

You know you should try to unblock that clogged sink when...

Homer_Bart · August 19th, 2008, 02:39 PM

the the basin is full to the brim.

You know your batteries are flat when...

mclarensmps · August 19th, 2008, 06:39 PM

... when you've reprogrammed your cordless phone to change the channels on your television.

You know you haven't gone out in a while when...

Final Daihatsu · August 19th, 2008, 08:19 PM

...you have 1 GB of disk space left, because you downloaded far too many programmes.

You know you're fucked when...

Lupin_IV · August 19th, 2008, 09:32 PM

You try to torrent a 2GB .rar file, and get a warning about not having enough drive space.

You know you've been watching too much anime when...

LurkerPatrol · August 19th, 2008, 10:04 PM

you walk into a gang-run neighborhood and think you can protect yourself by doing the kamehameha wave.

You know you should probably hang up the cellphone when..

mclarensmps · August 19th, 2008, 11:43 PM

Your ear begins melting and starts forming a mould around the Cell.

You know you spend way too much time on IRC when...

LurkerPatrol · August 20th, 2008, 08:56 AM

you're called for dinner and you keep saying "slash jay pound sign dining table".

You know you shoulda taken the red pill when

Homer_Bart · August 20th, 2008, 11:32 AM

you don't know know what you're eating.

You know school is extremely tiring when...

August 17th, 2008, 11:59 PM	#41
KaJuN Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: USAF Basic Training Age: 22 Posts: 4,628 Car: Land Rover Discovery, 1980 Yamaha XJ650 Rep Power: 91	...your guest appearance consists of beaming down with members of the main crew to Ulicron Four, home of the flesh-eating vine plant. You know you're going to regret that second bratwurst when... __________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ Yes we can! Join my fan club. You know you want a piece of this action!

August 18th, 2008, 12:20 AM	#42
Cobol74 Joined: Mar 21st, 2006 Last Online: December 2nd, 2008 Location: Southampton Posts: 5,813 Car: Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 TDI Slush box. Rep Power: 50	She complains about the stretching pain a lot, and says "never again". You know that you have the wrong job when. ... __________________

August 18th, 2008, 02:35 AM	#43
mclarensmps Joined: Mar 28th, 2006 Last Online: 12:40 AM Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Age: 24 Posts: 1,264 Car: 1992 E36 BMW 318i Rep Power: 22	... you complain about the stretching pain a lot, and say "never again". (haha sorry, i had to) You know you might just be a warewolf when... __________________ Lewis Hamilton - Formula One World Drivers Champion, 2008 One could always use one of these.

August 18th, 2008, 08:36 AM	#44
Adunaphel Global Moderator Joined: Jan 18th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Eindhoven, Dutchikistan Age: 28 Posts: 3,534 Car: 1990 Mercedes-Benz 190E (W201) Rep Power: 65	...you misspell 'werewolf' You know your car uses too much fuel when... __________________ 01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01000111

August 18th, 2008, 08:39 AM	#45
vikiradTG2007 Joined: Feb 8th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Cluj-Napoca, Romania Age: 17 Posts: 2,697 Car: (as soon as I get my license) 2001 Focus 1.8D Rep Power: 30	... when you start to realize that you have to stop at a petrol station more often than Jezza had to stop when he was driving his Ford GT. You know you hate football (soccer for the Americans) when... __________________ BRING BACK THE 3.5 L V12 ENGINES TO F1!!!!! Bernie Ecclestone is an idiot... Support Ironlord in his motorsport initiative!

August 18th, 2008, 02:43 PM	#46
KaJuN Joined: Jul 31st, 2006 Last Online: November 17th, 2008 Location: USAF Basic Training Age: 22 Posts: 4,628 Car: Land Rover Discovery, 1980 Yamaha XJ650 Rep Power: 91	...when the vehicle you drive is known as a Chelsea Tractor. You know your country sucks in the Olympics when... __________________ D-Fence: Kajun is just outside caressing his Discovery....touching it gently, you know......it is such a dirty bitch.....but he seems to love dirty girls in high heels who are taller then him and have "quite a few pounds" on their hips ^^ Yes we can! Join my fan club. You know you want a piece of this action!

August 18th, 2008, 02:47 PM	#47
Adunaphel Global Moderator Joined: Jan 18th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Eindhoven, Dutchikistan Age: 28 Posts: 3,534 Car: 1990 Mercedes-Benz 190E (W201) Rep Power: 65	...at some point in time Zimbabwe has more medals than you (yup, saturday night, Zimbabwe had more medals than The Netherlands) You know you should be a home sleeping when... __________________ 01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010011 01010100 01001001 01000111

August 18th, 2008, 02:58 PM	#48
Homer_Bart Joined: Sep 10th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Singapore Age: 15 Posts: 609 Car: 2-wheel Haro F1 Rep Power: 18	the weather is just right. You know your girl is cheating on you when... __________________ "If the Ferrari president is right about the Singapore Grand Prix being a circus," Ecclestone told The Mail on Sunday, "then we have to be grateful to him for providing the clowns." Support Porsche in taking over Volkswagen!

August 18th, 2008, 03:26 PM	#49
Dsemaj Previously Known As Jamesd Joined: May 3rd, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Adelaide, Australia. Posts: 2,058 Car: '95 BMW 530i, '85 Nissan Bluebird S3 GXE Rep Power: 26	...you find another man's dick in her vagina. You know you've gone way too far and lack a sense of humor when.. __________________ 1995 BMW E34 530i V8 M60B30 218HP/163kW 5sp Auto 1985 Nissan 910 Bluebird I4 CA20S 105HP/78kW 3sp Auto

August 19th, 2008, 01:12 AM	#50
LurkerPatrol Joined: Apr 24th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Berkeley & San Diego, California Age: 21 Posts: 1,451 Car: Invisible boatmobile Rep Power: 59	you respond with "you find another man's dick in her vagina". * You know you should punch the window of the ferrari parked next to you, hotwire it and drive away when... *Jk man __________________ Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

August 19th, 2008, 02:15 AM	#51
mclarensmps Joined: Mar 28th, 2006 Last Online: 12:40 AM Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Age: 24 Posts: 1,264 Car: 1992 E36 BMW 318i Rep Power: 22	... you're a mclaren fan and the place you're taking the long drive is a short pier. You know it's a bad idea to stand in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm when... __________________ Lewis Hamilton - Formula One World Drivers Champion, 2008 One could always use one of these.

August 19th, 2008, 10:53 AM	#52
Zesty Not A Dude Joined: Sep 24th, 2007 Last Online: December 1st, 2008 Location: Ballarat, Victoria, Australia Age: 22 Posts: 163 Car: 2005 Honda Jazz VTi-S Rep Power: 7	...you're suddenly far away from the middle of the field you were standing in - and your ass is on fire. You know you should try to unblock that clogged sink when... __________________ Small cars with auto-boxes belong only in the ninth level of hell.

August 19th, 2008, 02:39 PM	#53
Homer_Bart Joined: Sep 10th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Singapore Age: 15 Posts: 609 Car: 2-wheel Haro F1 Rep Power: 18	the the basin is full to the brim. You know your batteries are flat when... __________________ "If the Ferrari president is right about the Singapore Grand Prix being a circus," Ecclestone told The Mail on Sunday, "then we have to be grateful to him for providing the clowns." Support Porsche in taking over Volkswagen!

August 19th, 2008, 06:39 PM	#54
mclarensmps Joined: Mar 28th, 2006 Last Online: 12:40 AM Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Age: 24 Posts: 1,264 Car: 1992 E36 BMW 318i Rep Power: 22	... when you've reprogrammed your cordless phone to change the channels on your television. You know you haven't gone out in a while when... __________________ Lewis Hamilton - Formula One World Drivers Champion, 2008 One could always use one of these.

August 19th, 2008, 08:19 PM	#55
Final Daihatsu Joined: Mar 4th, 2007 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Israel Age: 16 Posts: 1,007 Car: Giant Iguana LFS Status: Rep Power: 18	...you have 1 GB of disk space left, because you downloaded far too many programmes. You know you're fucked when... __________________ O o /¯/ \| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯ \| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER! \| BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! \| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯ \_\

August 19th, 2008, 09:32 PM	#56
Lupin_IV Joined: Jan 23rd, 2008 Last Online: Yesterday Location: about 10 miles north of Carlisle, PA Age: 20 Posts: 995 Car: '84 Pontiac Parisienne, '93 Chevy Caprice Rep Power: 19	You try to torrent a 2GB .rar file, and get a warning about not having enough drive space. You know you've been watching too much anime when... __________________ "Otaku means obsessive nerd...Stop calling yourself that!" - Dave Merrill

August 19th, 2008, 10:04 PM	#57
LurkerPatrol Joined: Apr 24th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Berkeley & San Diego, California Age: 21 Posts: 1,451 Car: Invisible boatmobile Rep Power: 59	you walk into a gang-run neighborhood and think you can protect yourself by doing the kamehameha wave. You know you should probably hang up the cellphone when.. __________________ Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

August 19th, 2008, 11:43 PM	#58
mclarensmps Joined: Mar 28th, 2006 Last Online: 12:40 AM Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Age: 24 Posts: 1,264 Car: 1992 E36 BMW 318i Rep Power: 22	Your ear begins melting and starts forming a mould around the Cell. You know you spend way too much time on IRC when... __________________ Lewis Hamilton - Formula One World Drivers Champion, 2008 One could always use one of these.

August 20th, 2008, 08:56 AM	#59
LurkerPatrol Joined: Apr 24th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Berkeley & San Diego, California Age: 21 Posts: 1,451 Car: Invisible boatmobile Rep Power: 59	you're called for dinner and you keep saying "slash jay pound sign dining table". You know you shoulda taken the red pill when __________________ Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

August 20th, 2008, 11:32 AM	#60
Homer_Bart Joined: Sep 10th, 2006 Last Online: Yesterday Location: Singapore Age: 15 Posts: 609 Car: 2-wheel Haro F1 Rep Power: 18	you don't know know what you're eating. You know school is extremely tiring when... __________________ "If the Ferrari president is right about the Singapore Grand Prix being a circus," Ecclestone told The Mail on Sunday, "then we have to be grateful to him for providing the clowns." Support Porsche in taking over Volkswagen!