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So, can anybody tell me why the fuck you would need dark lipstick in the apocalypse?
That joke made absolutely no sense to me or my girlfriend.
Facial camouflage, for hiding when you're being chased by/hunting crazy people. It has the right color, won't reflect light like grease at night, and it's already made to be used on human skin.
And to look pretty in the battlefield (did I said that out loud? )