Unveiled: 2014 Mini 5-door

[Pedrocas]

 

[maxtortheone]

Looks like shite and it's huge.

 

[TC]

The taillights seem to double in size with each iteration.

 

[Interrobang]

someone need to make one of these with Mini and their cars getting bigger and bigger ...

 

[GraemeH]

If I shoved a BMW parts bin up my arse and shat it out onto a blank dashboard, it'd be a more cohesive layout than the mini's.

 

[Cobol74]

Well, I'm in a minority of one then - I like it and would possibly buy one (NB Not enough dosh to do that atm).

 

[Aston Martin]

So it's a small cuntryman?

 

[Interrobang]

Well, I'm in a minority of one then - I like it and would possibly buy one (NB Not enough dosh to do that atm).

Well, this will sell in the hundred-thousands ... so you are not alone with your taste. People still love eveything coming with a Mini-badge.

 

[eizbaer]

somehow i both like and hate the front (like, not love, mind you). i don't know, somehow something's wrong with it. the rear is all wrong though... nah, don't like it. but interrobang is probably right, it'll sell like crazy...

 

[AiR]

"Hey look at us we're trying too hard! Hey! HEY! Hey! Hey! Look! Circles."

The only thing that's a good idea is the drivers side sun visor. Everything else is just random for the sake of it.

 

[bone]

i want 7 doors!!!

 

[Interrobang]

i want 7 doors!!!

The Mini-MPV is at least another years wait ...

 

[C3Vette]

The lights are fugly. Front and back.

 

[captain_70s]

They missed the golden opportunity to call it the Maxi and play off the awkward styling as a homage to the original "big mini": :lol:

 

[CraigB]

Well, I'm in a minority of one then - I like it and would possibly buy one (NB Not enough dosh to do that atm).

I have to agree, I kind of like it to. Having a kid and a 5-door vehicle makes it much easier than a 3-door.

 

[Cowboy]

Yaj! Another mini, How many version does that make now? 342?

 

[Rex Luther]

I like Mini's, but there current range is either too impracticable or too shit (Countryman).
I would consider one of these if I was in the market for a new car. The rear doors make a huge difference.

 

[TophattedSupercar]

Why the hell does it have a goddamn mariner's astrolabe on the dash?

Next up the MMBT (Mini Main Battle Tank)

Also is the dual exaust only on the Cooper S cars, because the back looks much better than with the solo pipe.

 

[LeVeL]

I like it. It's like a Countryman except not vulgar.

 

[prizrak]

I'm with my fellow Russian here, I actually like it, if they give it AWD and a manual it would be worthy of consideration. Since Subaru no longer makes WRX/STi in hatch