No 56k: A thread about ninjacoco's balls

BlaRo

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I want them in and around my mouth :drool:
 

toma_alimosh

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They're big.
How big? Please provide scientific measurement photo with generic object in foreground in order to judge scale so that I may be convinced of their size. It's only so that I may discuss them properly, definitely not for fapping purposes. So not for fapping purposes! No, really!
 

ninjacoco

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I want them in and around my mouth :drool:
Who doesn't?

I think I left them in the Bunnywagen, though. They're a little rusty.
 

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How big? Please provide scientific measurement photo with generic object in foreground in order to judge scale so that I may be convinced of their size. It's only so that I may discuss them properly, definitely not for fapping purposes. So not for fapping purposes! No, really!
Again, this is in the SFW section, so I cannot truly assault your eyes with the hugeness of my balls, but I MS Painted a size comparison for reference:



(balls of steel, ofc.)
 
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ninjacoco

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No, no, no...none of these puny ball sports balls. Those only require one ball anyway. This is about my balls...plural.
 

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Meh. Mine are bigger.
I doubt it.

I don't think I can convey the hugeness of my balls in picture form anyway. They're gigantic.
 

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SpongeBob SquarePants is the answer to everything on #gear.

Fact.

And she DOES have big balls!
 
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