No kidding! I'm not complaining.
This wasn't entirely the case. I charged up the battery for about 24h, plugged it in and it fired up... once. I ended up stranded at a service station until I got a boost from a random guy on the fuel pumps. Drove it to the place I got the battery from last may and had it tested. Result "Change battery".The battery was flat, fired right up once we gave her a jump.
"You must spread..."