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I was on the internet, etc. etc.
 
^ did that one day come out of the factory as a Fiat Punto or is so FUBARed that I'm even wrong about that?
 
^ did that one day come out of the factory as a Fiat Punto or is so FUBARed that I'm even wrong about that?

I have no idea. I was searching for an image of an Alfa when it came up. But I can't tell if that's what it started as.
 
I've got to stop looking at my local CraigsList:

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Up for sale today, I have a 1991 DOHC 4cylinder 5 speed Suzuki Swift GT . This has to be the rarest of this body style because of the ground effects that have been added plus a few more add-ons. This Swift is ready to find a new home.

Car details and add-ons are:

*Engine 1.3 DOHC---129k miles
*Tranny 5-spd---replaced with one that had 80k and have only driven 1k since
*New exhaust (loud!)
*Lambo Doors
*Newly painted GUNMETAL color
*Veil Side Bodykit Front & Rear bumber, and Spoiler (imported)
*Hood Scoop
*Clear corner lights---parking & turn signal in-one
*Glass headlight lens (imported--will not fade!!)
*AZ Sport 16-inch alloy wheels
*Tires 205x40 (~50% tread life)
*Original interior (seats, steering wheel, etc)

Disclaimer: The car does have a small oil leak around the pulley cover gasket. Overall, for the age of the car it is in good condition mechanically and cosmetically.

I do not make any shipping arrangements. Interested buyer is responsible for making any necessary arrangements for pick up only after the vehcile has been seen and inspected by the buyer.

Warranty: As-Is CONDITION.


If you'd like more information, please call me @ 417-619-XXXX M-F after 5pm.



* Location: Joplin, MO
 
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Note the new tail lights.....
 
to be fair, they may be too poor to fix the damage and it would not be road legal with a tail light out.
 
lol@ the swift

Ground effects, yeah that'll do you a lot of good with a 1.3 engine
 
dearie me, that Quad bike thing with 20" rims is a new high low
 
That little suzuki drop-top looks alright.
 
I'm afraid the guy from my first post has followed his dream...

Who is he fooling?

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This was parked at the same spot...
 

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As if Footballer car taste couldnt get any worse: http://tiny.cc/LFWNY . Check out the fully bastardised R8. I am stunned.

@Carpervert that's two big pieces of shit right there!

@jamiehibbard It actually hurts me to see cars like this Jamie. Surely there's a car equivalent to the RSPCA?

@Carpervert there bloody should be! They look like they're made of Lego. Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Automobiles?

@jamiehibbard That's the nail on the head. We should found it. Shall we? How is TG now that there's 2 ex music people onboard?!

@Carpervert yeah let's do it! Wookie would be into it I'm sure. Ex-music people are the best, so all is good :)
 
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