Classic Quotes, from the TG Presenters

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What are the best quotes from the Top Gear Presenters? Some suggestions:

"Yesssss Miami! Home to all the most successful drug dealers, this year's Mr Big-Mac, and Silicon Valley!"
"Audis are mainly built for German Cement Salesmen"
"In fact it's so quick, it can destroy your entire face"
"And then it hit me - I was in a Lamborghini, in the Alps!"
"Now though they're even better. They've become passports to a world so cool the people there burn Guardian Furniture supplements - just to keep warm!"
- all from JC.

Any others?
 
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It has a top speed of a million miles an hour. I know because I just done it
-JC

It has a thousand million horsepower.
-RH

A Ferrari is a scaled down version of god while a Porsche is a Beetle with mustard up its bottom.
-JC




Of course these aren't exact quotes but they're close enough :p
I'm also pretty sure there is already one of these threads...
 
"Permission to say cock" -James May

"How hard could it be?" --all of them

"Jesus doesnt go to Fifth Gear" -- JC

"I'm now out of fifth gear, and into Top Gear" Jezza--From the First Episode of Series 1 of the New format

"I've used a tampon" -- May
 
"In fairness they did make me go back and do it again all through the night until my seed was evenly distributed in every furrow I could find." - James May (9x05)
 
You look like a gay cowboy,
and YOU look like a gay terrorist!
 
"The worst vehicle I ever drove was a Russian military jeep in Saigon. And the key word in that sentence is WAS".

JC on the F150
 
"Oh Cock!" -- JM

"I've broken my zip." -- JM

"This is just the happiest car in the world... I shall call it Oliver." --RH

"So I guess it's only a matter of time before he's asked to play the lead in 'James May: The Movie'." -- JC

"Top Gear - ambitious, but rubbish." -- JC

"And this just in from Keira Knightley, she says she's dissapointed but she understands." -- JM

"You have a blowout on the motorway, one for you here Hammond..." -- JC

"Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well." -- JC
 
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"In fairness they did make me go back and do it again all through the night until my seed was evenly distributed in every furrow I could find." - James May (9x05)

Brilliant :lol::lol:
 
Talking about the Lamborghini Reventon...

Clarkson: "But with this you would get a lot of badge..."
Hammond: "Badge...oh no!"
Clarkson: "I think I got away with that."
 
Since Jeremy was replacing every V with B, he was actually saying Vadge = Vag = Vagina = Pussy = Poon = you know what i mean...
 
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