Famous Top Gear quotes.
- Thread starter PieceOfTat
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logo said:you know this thread is scary.. kinda, you guys are getting obssessed with TG.. and I was making fun of star wars fans last week...
You have one of the ugliest cars ever produced in your sig, therefore your opinion on anything is moot.
MadMax
Member
Plus you already admitted you were just a 17 year old nerd, so consider your opinions mooted for a second time :lol:
Daniel
Well-Known Member
:lol: Logo, knowing quotes does not mean that we're obsessed. We just have memory. Knowing what happens in every episode, THAT is geeky. We respect the series and remember good parts. Thats about it.
Well ok, it's hard to sleep on Sundays, I admit.
Well ok, it's hard to sleep on Sundays, I admit.
Daniel
Well-Known Member
The M Coup? is a crap car Logo. So is the Z3. Putting a big engine in a bad, ugly car makes it no better nor prettier. It sort of reminds me of an oil tanker with that stupid roof. 
are you serious? m coupe is nice man.. the z3 is ugly though, I duno when i first saw the M coupe am like wtf.. but when i saw that butt.. i started likeing it.. ah to each his own taste but its no crap car.. its really a very good car.
but its no crap car.. its really a very good car.
Raven18940
Well-Known Member
JC talking about the Carrera GT
"Mid-engined cars don't forgive...they bite."
"Make a mistake in this, and it'll kill you."
"There is traction control, and there is a button to turn it off, but woah betide the man how does. Waa hey WOOO HOOOO *spins the car* That there, that is the button of death."
"Mid-engined cars don't forgive...they bite."
"Make a mistake in this, and it'll kill you."
"There is traction control, and there is a button to turn it off, but woah betide the man how does. Waa hey WOOO HOOOO *spins the car* That there, that is the button of death."
logo said:are you serious? m coupe is nice man.. the z3 is ugly though, I duno when i first saw the M coupe am like wtf.. but when i saw that butt.. i started likeing it.. ah to each his own taste
http://www.automobil-magazin.de/fotos/bmcsl1.jpg
Now thats a properly good looking BMW. 8)
PieceOfTat
Active Member
"And you're not gonna lose it in the Little Chef carpark either......no matter how hard you try."
Hamster on the 407 i think
Hamster on the 407 i think
Jeremy talking about the Maserati MC12 (06X02):
"Racing cars wich have been converted for road use never really work. It?s like making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so that it can be shown in british hotels. You just end with this half-hour close-up of a bloke?s sweaty face...
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"Racing cars wich have been converted for road use never really work. It?s like making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so that it can be shown in british hotels. You just end with this half-hour close-up of a bloke?s sweaty face...
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JC" This is my favourite one, the National Carpark Awards. How do you judge a carpark?"
RH"Well, you know how good the parking is...."
JC"There's not much urine in this lift, only 40% of my car was nicked, and I was only stabbed once by a heroin addict while walking across it"
RH"Well, you know how good the parking is...."
JC"There's not much urine in this lift, only 40% of my car was nicked, and I was only stabbed once by a heroin addict while walking across it"
anto-t
Active Member
^ :lol:
American Idiot
Member
"Elsewhere in the World Awards are awarded to reward excellence. But here on the Top Gear awards we would like to award an award that awrds a car that we find particularly unrewarding."
2004.12.12 Top Gear 2004 Awards
2004.12.12 Top Gear 2004 Awards
kaVak
New Member
This isen't actually from top gear, but from one of his movies (cant remember the title)
Jeremy about the ride quality of the Mazda MX8:
"Its as smooth as a pint of baylies beeing poured on a freshly waxed bikini line" ....
That neary killed me
Jeremy about the ride quality of the Mazda MX8:
"Its as smooth as a pint of baylies beeing poured on a freshly waxed bikini line" ....
That neary killed me