Farts

Farts


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ninjacoco

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Yes or no?
 
When you have to, you have to.




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Yup, that was me.
 
Nothing like the smell of beans in the morning...
 
Apparently if you hold in farts for long enough, your body reabsorbs it and it goes back up. Which is why some people seem to have 'fart breath'.

Here, this guy explains it better:

 
Why am I not surprised that this is coco's poll?
 
I'm still wondering what the question is.
 
I think coco's account has been hacked by a spam bot and that I may need to ban it. Hmm.
 
:lmao: That could be at your own risk. A pissed coco is a very dangerous animal.
 
Farts are awesome and totally funny.
 
No, no.

This is a yes or no question. Well, statement. This is a yes or no statement: "Farts."

Please answer the poll, or Fluffy Bunny will eat your soul.
 
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A big yes. They're much more satisfying than a burp and I wouldn't want to explode.
 
No, no.This is a yes or no question. Well, statement. This is a yes or no statement: "Farts." Please answer the poll, or Fluffy Bunny will eat your soul.

The answer to the question can be both yes and no simultaneously, provided you don't open the box to find out.

E: Schrodinger's Fart Box, if you will.
 
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