Archie411
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You know what they say about the cake....but I won't spoil Portal for you.
THE CAKE IS A LIE
You know what they say about the cake....but I won't spoil Portal for you.
I'd love for The Wilman & co. to stumble upon this thread once the votes are tallied up. "Internet geeks prefer May" will be the headline on his blog, and Clarkson will accuse May of grooming lonely car nerds all over the world. I for one am looking forward to it.
Final Gear Cake
FG1: Mmmm, om nom nom, I really like cake
FG2: Mmmm, well you may like cake but I love cake
FG3: Mmmm, sponge cake is my favourite, absolutely delicious, it's better than all the others
FG4: Mmmm, last night's cake was lovely, but not as good as the cake I had in 06
FG5: Mmmm, British cake is superb, I've heard the Americans and the Australians are going to try and make cake, I bet they make pie by mistake, it'll be horrible
FG6: Mmmm, we all agree that cake is wonderful, but if we were going to hate cake, which part of the cake would we hate the most
FG7: Mmmm, I like cake, but I'm sure cake used to be more about the culinary effort whereas now it's all about the entertainment of eating, this makes me sad
FG8: Mmmm, I absolutely hate sponge cake, only chocolate cake is worth my attention
FG9: Oh noes, why are they always insulting my country's cake?
FG10: Mmmm, racially insensitive and politically incorrect cake, not sure if I'm supposed to like it
FG11: Mmmm, get a sense of taste, it's only cake
FG12: Poll: Flour, eggs or butter - which is your favourite ingredient.
The end
Crash
Honestly?
"Gun to your head" decision, you all wouldn't choose Hammond? James and Jeremy are irreplaceable (despite james himself being a replacement), but Hammond is just a generic BBC presenter who probably just raised his hand at the office when they said "Hey guys, we need a third host for the new Top gear, anyone want the job"?
Aston Martin is the quiet bloke in the corner with his pint of best and a crossword. And then suddenly he decides he has had enough, so he gets up, he takes them all outside and he gives them a bloody good hiding.
You know what they say about the cake....but I won't spoil Portal for you.