- Jul 7, 2008
- a Veloster
Katstein the Terroristkat?Just a quick note, I need somebody to be behind the attack, so if anyone wouldn't mind playing villain, it would be greatly appreciated.
I'll make another post about this on Friday.BBC News said:The headquarters of the underground racing team veloceINDUSTRIE has been destroyed today, reports confirm.
Fatalities are reported to be high, though the exact number has not yet been given by officials.
Police suspect that the attack was performed with American aircraft and arms stolen, against all odds, from the Jordanian Army.
It is believed that this military hijack was carried out by Al-Qaeda. However, the infamous terrorist organisation was most likely not behind the attack itself.
Witnesses report seeing a giant bionic meerkat running around with an AK-47 whilst screaming "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE DARK LORD SHALL RISE AGAIN" at the top of its reportedly "psychotic" voice.
Meanwhile, the Swiss government, being really neutral and all that jazz, has said and done absolutely nothing in response to the major international crisis on their own soil.
(BTW: don't worry Vikirad, the politics will stop after this post. The rest will just be about Katstein running around ruining everybody's races like if the Terminator and the Joker had a bastard lovechild. )