First World Problems thread

Yeah. Any pulp is too much pulp.
 
Pussies. The fibre is good for you.
 
Reminds me of that old joke - you know you have a high sperm count when your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
 
Pussies. The fibre is good for you.

I want to be able to flip my glass upside down without the juice pouring out.
 
Reminds me of that old joke - you know you have a high sperm count when your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
As long as she isn't flossing with your willie, 'cause then you've just been done wrong by nature.
 
Unwrapped a Reese's mini peanut butter cup and popped it in my mouth.

It turned out to have another paper cup underneath the one I already took off. FML
 
Peanut Butter M&M's are the best.
 
The tyre rack in dad's basement needs modification to fit twelve summer tyres :cry:



It'd fit if there was 1cm extra room :lol:
 
The first PS 4 game arrived today...

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whereas the console will arrive at my house on Nov the 29th.
 
w00t! It's swek!
 
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