Five things in a box

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Hive

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You and I, we've never met before, but next week we will be meeting in person for the very first time... but before we meet, you send me a box.

With only five things in it.

These five things tell me everything about you.
The box is as big as you like, from a small shoebox right up to one the size of a house, but it only contains five things.
Things to look at, to smell, to touch, to taste...even to listen to.

When I open the box, what do I see?
 

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It doesn't really matter much what's in the box, because the first thing I put the box is a bomb, rigged to go off upon delivery or opening.

(Enough with the post-count padding!)
 

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1. A Ho
2. A Whip
3. A Baby's nappy - extra, extra large (er Adult - MP's size)
4. A Web Cam
5. Some

There you go. restraints.
 

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Inside the box I send you would be a second box. Inside the second box would be the first box.
 

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I'll send you a tackily decorated box with a spoiler. Inside will be 4 LCDs all of which are facing the sides of the box rendering them unusable. The 5th item will be a smaller box as I hear you like boxes.
 
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