How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

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Picked it up from another forum I visit. Enjoy :).

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
2 to say that they have allready saw this post and its "old stupid sh!t".
 
:lol: heheh, so true
 
:lol: true !

Other ones:

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds it in the socket and the world revolves around her!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. We're above manual labor!

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand!

Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, she'll stand at the piano drinking a diet coke while she has her accompanist do it!

How many country musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Five... one to change it, and four to sing about it... since it's been gone!

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Five... One to change the bulb, and four to complain that it is ELECTRIC!

How many professional trombone players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Professional trombone players can't afford light bulbs.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have a machine that does that now!

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, 1 to change the bulb and 4 to hold the lead guitarist out of the light.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Five, one to hold the bulb and four to drink until the world spins!
 
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.
 
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
 
bihus said:
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
heb je er ook een nederlandse versie van, zo versta ik er geen biet van. Ow wacht ik ben weer aan t zeuren...

/copycat
 
bigfoot1942 said:
bihus said:
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
heb je er ook een nederlandse versie van, zo versta ik er geen biet van. Ow wacht ik ben weer aan t zeuren...

/copycat

have you of it also a Dutch version, thus I understand of it no biet. Ow wait I am to t nag...

:lol: Not even babelfish understands Dutch... Or isn't that dutch?
 
bigfoot1942 said:
bihus said:
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
heb je er ook een nederlandse versie van, zo versta ik er geen biet van. Ow wacht ik ben weer aan t zeuren...

/copycat

Als wenn Ihr eine Ahnung von Beleuchtung habt. Neonr?hren leuchten den Raum eindeutig besser aus. Das Licht mag zwar nicht so freundlich sein, insgesamt ist es aber die elegantere L?sung f?r sein Problem.
 
swek said:
bigfoot1942 said:
bihus said:
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
heb je er ook een nederlandse versie van, zo versta ik er geen biet van. Ow wacht ik ben weer aan t zeuren...

/copycat

Als wenn Ihr eine Ahnung von Beleuchtung habt. Neonr?hren leuchten den Raum eindeutig besser aus. Das Licht mag zwar nicht so freundlich sein, insgesamt ist es aber die elegantere L?sung f?r sein Problem.

N?o concordo... :p Mas n?o sei do que falas.
 
bihus said:
swek said:
bigfoot1942 said:
bihus said:
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
heb je er ook een nederlandse versie van, zo versta ik er geen biet van. Ow wacht ik ben weer aan t zeuren...

/copycat

Als wenn Ihr eine Ahnung von Beleuchtung habt. Neonr?hren leuchten den Raum eindeutig besser aus. Das Licht mag zwar nicht so freundlich sein, insgesamt ist es aber die elegantere L?sung f?r sein Problem.

N?o concordo... :p Mas n?o sei do que falas.

HALLOOO !!! Hier wird Deutsch gesprochen ! :p
 
swek said:
bihus said:
swek said:
bigfoot1942 said:
bihus said:
Redliner said:
:lol:
That is so true. The only ones lacking are the 5 members that write in a language no one else understands.


I knew one slightly different:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to argue they could have changed it faster, better and with more feeling.

O que ? que queres dizer com isso? :lol:
heb je er ook een nederlandse versie van, zo versta ik er geen biet van. Ow wacht ik ben weer aan t zeuren...

/copycat

Als wenn Ihr eine Ahnung von Beleuchtung habt. Neonr?hren leuchten den Raum eindeutig besser aus. Das Licht mag zwar nicht so freundlich sein, insgesamt ist es aber die elegantere L?sung f?r sein Problem.

N?o concordo... :p Mas n?o sei do que falas.

HALLOOO !!! Hier wird Deutsch gesprochen ! :p

Sie w?nschen... :tease:
 
Ja endlich... Wir haben sie ja lange genug penetriert, ab jetzt alles auf Deutsch bitte!

Vorsatz f?r neue Jahr, jeden Tag einmal Deutsch hier rein posten, bis der Thread zugemacht wird... ;-)
 
Buba said:
Vorsatz f?r neue Jahr, jeden Tag einmal Deutsch hier rein posten, bis der Thread zugemacht wird... ;-)

Haha, das hier is also nun der offizielle Finalgear.com ?bernahme Thread ? Hat ja lang genug gedauert. ;)
 
swek said:
Buba said:
Vorsatz f?r neue Jahr, jeden Tag einmal Deutsch hier rein posten, bis der Thread zugemacht wird... ;-)

Haha, das hier is also nun der offizielle Finalgear.com ?bernahme Thread ? Hat ja lang genug gedauert. ;)

Klar!! Nur wer macht jetzt die Rips?
 
If you're planning on dubbing Top Gear in German, some heads are going to roll! :x :lol:
 
ESPNSTI said:
If you're planning on dubbing Top Gear in German, some heads are going to roll! :x :lol:

No need for dubbing. Everyone will be a native speaker soon enough. You just sit and watch. MUHAHAHAHA ! /falls off his chair.
 
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Mischief007 said:
2 to say that they have allready saw this post and its "old stupid sh!t".

That would never happen on this forum....
 
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