captain_70s
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What's this? A grown man holding a weapon in a country where it is perfectly legal to do so?
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! HE COULD HAVE KILLED A CHILD, JUST UNLOADED AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO A KIDS FACE. JESUS CHRIST.
God, I wish I was rich and famous. Firstly I'd build up an image of niceness and ideal role model material and then make a Facebook album of me snorting cocaine off a Thai ladyboy's back while downing bottles of vodka. Then just sit back and watch the hilarity un-fold.
My favourite bit of the article is this:
Which I like to re-word as:
"He said D'Arcy was pictured holding some guns, similar to those used by people who use guns."
Seriously? Does everything have to be related to a tragedy? I'm surprised we don't see stuff like "Billy Joel was playing a piano, an instrument that could cause injury if it fell on an innocent child".
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! HE COULD HAVE KILLED A CHILD, JUST UNLOADED AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO A KIDS FACE. JESUS CHRIST.
God, I wish I was rich and famous. Firstly I'd build up an image of niceness and ideal role model material and then make a Facebook album of me snorting cocaine off a Thai ladyboy's back while downing bottles of vodka. Then just sit back and watch the hilarity un-fold.
My favourite bit of the article is this:
He said D'Arcy was pictured holding semi-automatic pistols, similar to those used by Virgina Tech Massacre gunman Cho Seung-Hui.
Which I like to re-word as:
"He said D'Arcy was pictured holding some guns, similar to those used by people who use guns."
Seriously? Does everything have to be related to a tragedy? I'm surprised we don't see stuff like "Billy Joel was playing a piano, an instrument that could cause injury if it fell on an innocent child".