I have never game

rest = false, "rest" = true

I have never recorded, edited or produced a home video
 
True.

I have never had an alcoholic beverage with my breakfast.
 
True.

I have never flown around the world in 80 days.
 
True, though I have flown around it in less time than that

I have never stolen a car and crashed it
 
True. I didn't steal it (and didn't know it was stolen at the time)

I have never arsonated a car
 
True, but I have Frenched

I have never slashed a tyre
 
True


I have never killed an animal while driving
 
False - there have been a few

I have never keyed a car
 
False - it was a blue Clio a good few years ago.

I have never been kissed.
 
False, but I haven't in a while and I miss it :(

I have never surfed
 
With a board - True
Body surf - false
Internet - way false

I have never intentionally crashed a car
 
True

I have never owned an Alfa (drooled on one tho...)
 
True

I have never mugged someone
 
How the fuck do you burn a mug :blink:

True

I have never slapped a hooker in the face with a rubber chicken
 
True.

I have never microwaved another microwave.
 
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