I have never game

True

I have never sniffed petrol
 
True.

I have never had enough money to be able to afford to have tyres to waste on doing burnouts
 
false you just whait until your tires are worn badly and then you do a burnout still you gona throw them anyway

i have never stole a bicycle
 
True

I have never had a sufficiently cool car to warrant the burnout
 
False to all three types: MG Midget, person midget and insect midget.

I have never seen a manatee.
 
False - on TV

I have never swum with dolphins
 
False

I have never swum across an ocean
 
False. Every bloody day.

I have never captured a roo to keep as a pet
 
False. I am speaking to you via a seance. :p

I have never met Prof. Stephen Hawking.
 
True

I have never been married
 
True

I have never owned more than one car at a time
 
False.

I have never slept in a hammock
 
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