I have never game

True.

I have never stuck an earwig in my ear
 
True.

I have never shot the tire out of a car.
 
True

I have never crashed a car through a billboard
 
True.

I have never camped out on a billboard.
 
True

I have never been caught by a cop hiding behind a billboard
 
False. The bastard.

I have never stolen a police car.
 
True

I have never lived in a three bedroom apartment
 
False. My previous apartment. That I lived in alone.

I have never been able to sleep properly.
 
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False. It depends on the bed and the environment though.

I have never rented a property on my own
 
True.

I have never owned my own house.
 
True.

I have never killed a bear with my own fists.
 
True

I have never kissed a frog
 
True.

I have never kissed someone of the same sex.
 
False.

I have never lived in a triad relationship
 
True. Tempted to, though.

I have never protested anything.
 
False.

I have never marched down a street with a placard!
 
True.

I have never punched a police officer.
 
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