I couldn't understand half of what he was saying. My best guess was:
Big lipped alligator moment. Ew.
I speak Jive - perhaps I can help.I couldn't understand half of what he was saying. My best guess was:
"yo he dun up at r down da muffafutin steet yo. maan, he goon fail up in in her taday. its too muffafutin hawt n her..."
Speak! Speak! What is it Lassie? Is Timmy in the well again?
Yep, that was pretty much what he said. But not Sanderson, Sanders. Barry Sanders the football player.I speak Jive - perhaps I can help.
Ronny: My name is Ronny, and this my friend Trey.
Trey: Hello, there!
Ronny: We are about to witness this foolhardy individual, Keith, do a very dangerous stunt and perhaps have an accident. At this moment, he is very far down the street - I'm not sure where. He is trying to achieve optimal acceleration... he obtained a Camaro SS and fancies himself to be a professional race car driver or some such nonsense, but in actuality he is driving skills are comparable to Barry Sanderson(?); so we are about to see our friend fail spectacularly here in the fine city of Houston. By the by, the temperature is quite high today; but here he comes now! Please watch!
(Car jumps over the railroad tracks and crashes.)
Trey: Oh no.
Ronny: Was I not right? Did I not say that Keith would have an accident? Gosh! Please look at the car! I thought that Keith might require urgent medical attention! Golly! Wow, it appears to have struck a utility pole! Look at the pole!
(Unfortunately, YouTube froze up shortly after that moment, but I'm sure you get the gist of the rest of it.)