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1. Yes.Oh, there were rules? I didn't notice
Will I get away with that excuse?
2. No.
Damn, that was creative.
No.
1. Yes.Oh, there were rules? I didn't notice
Will I get away with that excuse?
Damn, that was creative.
Are the winning numbers in this weeks Lotto: 5 7 9 20 24 and 55?
Hello?
No.Is it me you're looking for?
What's a good abbreviation for "number?"
If a train leaves Tucumcari, NM., loaded with extra exorbitant sponges, bound for Dodge City, KS. and derails at the NM-CO border. What's the square root of potato?
1. No.This reminded me of a favorite question of mine from when I was 13.
If a canoe with one wheel gets stuck in a tree, how many bowling balls will fit in the dishwasher?
No.If a train leaves Tucumcari, NM., loaded with extra exorbitant sponges, bound for Dodge City, KS. and derails at the NM-CO border. What's the square root of potato?
No.OK, here's my question: Would you like some toast?
Yes.What's the difference between a duck?
No.With the problems we face in today's society, do you think it's wrong for a hippo to wear a tutu?
Yes.Do I use my holiday bonus to buy a guitar that I really don't deserve?
No.The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
Yes.What is the most awesome perspective of the universe?
Yes.What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
No.Want a beer?